hippocornamus

a hippocornamus is a cross between a hippopotamus and a unicorn. They are most commenly drawn black and white, but in rare cases they can be rainbow. Also, sometimes they can fly.

OMG look it's a hippocornamus!

hippocornamus by me48liz November 26, 2009

Hippocrotamus 

A person with an ego of mammoth proportions, too large to fit the standard "hypocrite" label.

Girl 1: I can't believe Mary had sex with Jamie after they've only dated a month, what a slut.

Girl 2: Didn't you hook up with some guy you'd known for 2 hours last weekend? You're a hippocrotamus.

Hippocrotamus by Girl Interrupted August 30, 2010

Hippocrotamus 

An enormous hypocrite. Someone that has reached such extreme levels of hypocrisy that it is all prevailing, dangerous and out of control, like a rampaging hippopotamus.

I can't believe you put cheese on your vegan burger, you're such a hippocrotamus!

Hippocrotamus by Harrisimo December 22, 2019