Hippopotamus

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam
Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus
by Eggineer December 28, 2019
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Hippopotamus

Just a forever non-horny Rhinoceros.
Man, that Hippopotamus was such a let down in bed, he’s never horny.
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Q: Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

A: A really cool Opotamus!
by Entr' Acte December 25, 2009
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Hippopotamus

Dry Mouth, esp. when caused by smoking a fat J.
Yo man, can we stop for some OJ? I got some serious hippopotamus.
by Ghost Snake Killa April 07, 2022
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"damn she a hippopotamus"
by scott dornan April 13, 2003
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hippopotamus

An over sized dinosaur-like pig creature. Hippopotami live in African rivers, but also frequent the lush woodlands of Africa. They have a rough, tough outer skin layer that some say resembles the scales of a reptile and many rows of sharp, pointy teeth that they use to eviscerate each other for exclusive rights to rough, rowdy Hippo sex.

Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.
Yo watch out for that badass Hippopotamus, he'll eviscerate you.

I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.
by Megaloman March 10, 2008
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