Hippopotamus

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam

Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus

by Eggineer December 28, 2019

Hippopotamus

Just a forever non-horny Rhinoceros.

Man, that Hippopotamus was such a let down in bed, he’s never horny.

by DalenPotato June 01, 2020

Hippopotamus

A really cool Opotamus.

Q: Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

A: A really cool Opotamus!

by Entr' Acte December 25, 2009

Hippopotamus

Dry Mouth, esp. when caused by smoking a fat J.

Yo man, can we stop for some OJ? I got some serious hippopotamus.

by Ghost Snake Killa April 07, 2022

hippopotamus

a fat woman

"damn she a hippopotamus"

by scott dornan April 13, 2003

hippopotamus

a fat water cow

the ballet chick from fantasia

by Schnerd February 27, 2003

hippopotamus

An over sized dinosaur-like pig creature. Hippopotami live in African rivers, but also frequent the lush woodlands of Africa. They have a rough, tough outer skin layer that some say resembles the scales of a reptile and many rows of sharp, pointy teeth that they use to eviscerate each other for exclusive rights to rough, rowdy Hippo sex.

Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.

Yo watch out for that badass Hippopotamus, he'll eviscerate you.

I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.

by Megaloman March 10, 2008