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hippocritamus

A person who pokes fun at people for being goofy and goes around acting goofy themselves
-Yo this guy mad goofy.

-hrs later...
- *acts like a complete goof*
- Didn't you just make fun of that guy for being mad goofy? You a damn hippocritamus 🦛
by Jaye_em September 5, 2020
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hipposcrotamus

Male genitals engulfed by fat, so that when a man is sitting his stomach fat rolls down into more fat rolls in the crotch area. As fat as a hippopotamus.
`Did you see that guy back there at the bus stop? He was so fat, his hipposcrotamus was hanging off the bench.
by bonnief December 9, 2008
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hippocratamous

An noun for the man who releases confetti at the wrong time in different situation most commonly 76er games
Here comes the confetti but we didn’t win yet. Must be that damn hippocratamous.
by Bigcelticsfan101 June 2, 2018
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Hippocrotamus

A person with an ego of mammoth proportions, too large to fit the standard "hypocrite" label.
Girl 1: I can't believe Mary had sex with Jamie after they've only dated a month, what a slut.

Girl 2: Didn't you hook up with some guy you'd known for 2 hours last weekend? You're a hippocrotamus.
by Girl Interrupted August 30, 2010
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Hippocrotamus

An enormous hypocrite. Someone that has reached such extreme levels of hypocrisy that it is all prevailing, dangerous and out of control, like a rampaging hippopotamus.
I can't believe you put cheese on your vegan burger, you're such a hippocrotamus!
by Harrisimo December 22, 2019
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Hypocritamus

The botanical name of African Wailers native to Nigeria and the sub group of PDP, a localised party of ultra corrupt, bigoted and unreasonable followers of an umbrella.
Hypocritamuses have cancelled Ortomatic Fiom for saying he respects #PMB.
by Yasus Afari June 29, 2021
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Hypocritamus

The botanical name of African Wailers native to Nigeria and the sub group of PDP, a localised party of ultra corrupt, bigoted and unreasonable followers of an umbrella.
Hypocritamuses have cancelled Ortomatic Fiom for saying he respects #PMB.
by Yasus Afari June 29, 2021
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