That fat dumb bitch from the Mammoth Cave National Park That was of no help to us at all was a real hippothotamus.
by Bleeeeeebledeeep March 31, 2018
There’s chicken and waffles, and then there’s turkey and pancakes. Chicken is overrated, waffles are just pancakes with square holes so why not eat the best non-flying bird and enjoy some hearty pancakes too?
Guy: Yo you guys wanna get chicken and waffles after this?
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.
by Bleeeeeebledeeep March 19, 2018
Bro did you see that guy do a backflip in the park today?
Yea dude I saw him do it and I thought “Woah that’s tilted”
Yea dude I saw him do it and I thought “Woah that’s tilted”
by Bleeeeeebledeeep November 03, 2017