There’s chicken and waffles, and then there’s turkey and pancakes. Chicken is overrated, waffles are just pancakes with square holes so why not eat the best non-flying bird and enjoy some hearty pancakes too?
Guy: Yo you guys wanna get chicken and waffles after this?
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.
by Bleeeeeebledeeep May 13, 2018

That fat dumb bitch from the Mammoth Cave National Park That was of no help to us at all was a real hippothotamus.
by Bleeeeeebledeeep May 18, 2018

Bro did you see that guy do a backflip in the park today?
Yea dude I saw him do it and I thought “Woah that’s tilted”
Yea dude I saw him do it and I thought “Woah that’s tilted”
by Bleeeeeebledeeep November 3, 2017
