8 definitions by scott dornan

the male genitalia also known as the willie,tally wacker,schlong,the total package,the lunchbox,mr,johnny one eye,the trouser snake,cyclops and his 2 sidekicks,the japs-eye,the cheeky mate,the meat and the clam feeder!
ohh my vainey warrior is going into the heart of the battle,ohh look i pierced his scabby eye,take that you bearded muffin!
by scott dornan April 3, 2003
"hey where's my ouiji board"
by scott dornan April 13, 2003
(1)when u fart and shit dribbles out
(2)when 2 people have anal sex and then when the guy has shot his load in her ass and it dribbles out!
hey any o' u guys wanna cup of bum juice,i just laid some,in that hoes azz!
by scott dornan April 3, 2003
diahoreaha
"ha,i just left some brownsville in that guys car"
by scott dornan April 13, 2003
a game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (prefrebly a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his laod wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!
person:hey guys fancy a game of 'soggy biscuit'?
friends:no scott ur too fast!
by scott dornan April 3, 2003
"damn i just got jakced by that Pookiter and put in the back of that Pooky Mobile"
by scott dornan April 13, 2003