Seahorse

A 46 year old man sticking ice cubes up a horses nose for fun
Person 1: Hey Person 2 what do you like to do for fun
Person 2: I’m a seahorse
by Eggineer December 27, 2019
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Hippopotamus

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam
Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus
by Eggineer December 27, 2019
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