Definitions by Eggineer

Hippopotamus 

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam

Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus

Hippopotamus by Eggineer December 27, 2019

Seahorse 

A 46 year old man sticking ice cubes up a horses nose for fun

Person 1: Hey Person 2 what do you like to do for fun
Person 2: I’m a seahorse

Seahorse by Eggineer December 27, 2019