Hippocrocadog

An extremely ugly female

That bird he pulled last night was a complete hippocrocadog

by Matt B January 8, 2004

Hippocrocapig

A female who is not atractive at alll, used in the same context as "Moose".

Strewth, she's a right hippocrocapig! I would need to drink Belgium to go to bed with her!

by Not a Mullha November 5, 2006

Hippocrocapig

A woman who would be described as having a 'nice personality'. In reality she's just in danger of being harpooned.

Jeez man, tell me you didn't. She's a hippocrocapig! I wouldn't touch her with yours!

by EddyEinstein January 27, 2011

hippocrocadillapig

A hippocrocadillapig is a term used to describe an extremely ugly person.

"oh man, look at that hippocrocadillapig over there, someone ought to put a bag over its head"

by dude an the missus August 21, 2006

hippocrocapig

Really, really, REALLY ugly woman.

Word comes from a theoretical cross between a hippopotamus, a crocodile and a pig. Do the math, she's a bit rough.

My mother in law is a right hippocrocapig.

by Caffy July 28, 2008

hippocrocodogopig

Hideously ugly person, someone who looks like a cross between a hippo, a crocodile a dog and a pig

Dave's new girl is a right hippocrocodogopig

by Rebecca January 24, 2005

Hippocrocadogapig

Insanely ugly woman, having the characteristics of all or any of the animals involved in the word, be it Hippo, Crocodile, Dog, or Pig.

Someone who qualifies as a real hippocrocadogapig is not someone you would want to have sex with in a hurry. A real ten pinter.

Credit for this to Gail, it's been a useful word all too often since I learnt it.

Whoa, shit man, look at that hippocrocadogapig over there, but for god's sake don't get caught looking.

by BGSF November 14, 2006