HippoGrip

Grabbing them fat rolls, grip it and rip it.

I felt around until I found a HippoGrip.

by PlopPlop Kid February 23, 2020

hippocritic

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hippocritical

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

Hippocrip

A hippo who is involved in a gang.

The hippocrips kidknapped the President's son.

by hatersmashpertaters September 12, 2018

hippocritter

Dieting with many talkative overweight people prompted the play on the words, "overweight yacky hypocrite". A person who often talks a "good weight loss" but cannot follow through.

She kept talking about how 120 lbs was going to be easy yet after 3 year, she's gained weight. What a hippocritter!?!

by Chris Yandall November 16, 2004

uncious hippogriff

A ridiculous hipster who would rather go out and party than stay at home and watch tv and eat non-stop, a.k.a - a FOADIE

Why you tryin to leave the house this century? You ain't no uncious hippogriff or nothing...Get back over here and watch pretty little liars with me and eat these motherf*&king donuts!!!!

by captainpussycat August 9, 2012

hipporina

a girl with a body disproportioned to her legs.

a girl with a body of a hippo and legs of a ballerina ergo hipporina.

by lupaslupas August 17, 2009