A person who is a cross between an athlete and a hipster, they enjoy art, indie music, basketball, riding fixed bikes and football. They may walk down the street wearing skinny jean cut-offs, nike mid calfs, retro running shoes, scarfs, designer glasses, thick beards, and vintage New York Yankee hats from the 1970s. They are neither the best athlete or the most liberal self absorbed hipster, but in an awkward medium state enjoying the best of both subcultures.
hipster: Hey wanna drink PBR and listen to the new Vampire Weekend album?
hiplete: Yea man! while I practice my jump shot for the game coming up!
hipster: ...... god you fucking hiplete
hiplete: Yea man! while I practice my jump shot for the game coming up!
hipster: ...... god you fucking hiplete
by hillert October 18, 2013
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a nickname for a turtleneck. there’s a pretty good chance a girl recently hooked up w someone when she’s wearing one
Anna: Fuck dude can I borrow a hickey hider for school tmr?
Emily: Of course, I gotchu girl. Did you hook up with Tyson again last night?
Anna: Maybe...
Emily: Of course, I gotchu girl. Did you hook up with Tyson again last night?
Anna: Maybe...
by ur b1tch November 27, 2019
Get the hickey hider mug.We need a HIPEB to call in and persuade him to get this press, I know one, just around the corner who can fix this up.
by FABARM October 22, 2018
Get the HIPEB mug.A red mark located somewhere on a violin/violists neck area (Location varies) from excessive practicing.
Due to looking a lot like a hickey, they are usually referred to as the "Violin hickey", But in the medical world, it is referred to as "Fiddler's neck" Which is much tackier.
Violinists/Violists get these on the left side, so anyone claiming a hickey on the right side has a violin hickey is really a whore trying to cover up by looking cool.
Hickeys are most often located under the jaw, in the mid-neck area, on the collarbone, or near the front of the shoulder.
Some hickeys are caused by a reaction to the nickel in the metal holding the chin rest on, while others are caused by the constant movement of the instrument against the skin.
This red mark is often considered a "Badge of Honor" among musicians, although they are actually quite painful.
Due to looking a lot like a hickey, they are usually referred to as the "Violin hickey", But in the medical world, it is referred to as "Fiddler's neck" Which is much tackier.
Violinists/Violists get these on the left side, so anyone claiming a hickey on the right side has a violin hickey is really a whore trying to cover up by looking cool.
Hickeys are most often located under the jaw, in the mid-neck area, on the collarbone, or near the front of the shoulder.
Some hickeys are caused by a reaction to the nickel in the metal holding the chin rest on, while others are caused by the constant movement of the instrument against the skin.
This red mark is often considered a "Badge of Honor" among musicians, although they are actually quite painful.
Guy 1: Oh man, is that a hickey? What've you been doing?
Guy 2: No, man. That's just my Violin Hickey.
Guy 2: No, man. That's just my Violin Hickey.
by Violacentric January 4, 2013
Get the Violin Hickey mug.This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021
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Friend: "yeah, he's almost as much of a hikebeast as Hugh"
Friend: "yeah, he's almost as much of a hikebeast as Hugh"
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