Hin'son 

/adj./ A word used to describe an absolutely, incredibly and ludicrously bad run of luck. Also: hin'son-ed, hin'son-ing, hin'son-ification.

Let me get this straight....your wife is on Zoloft cuz she is friggin' nuts...she has totaled two new cars...she is planning ta leave you, and take your boy...and you just bought her a new diamond ring, a new car, a house, and fake tits?? So now your gonna have to pay child support and declare bankruptcy? Damn man, you are knee-deep in a hin'son!

Hin'son by The Megahoser July 10, 2005

hinsonhui 

always doesnt know whats going on and acts so god damn serious.

Kelvin: LOL *blah blah blah says a joke*
Hinson: that's stupid.
Kelvin: you're stupid.
Panda: LOL YEAH YOU ARE nubsauce.
Hinson: i dont get it.
Panda: which one dick face the nub or the sauce ?
Hinson: the joke kelvin said.
Kelvin: LOL DUDE THAT WAS LIKE A LONG TIME AGO.
Panda: k w/e imma make a hinsonhui urban dictionary for him cuz this is so funny
Hinson: whats funny?
Panda: wow i'm just gonna leave.

hinsonhui by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009

Hinson Middle School 

A middle school in Daytona Beach, Florida filled with stuck up kids who bully and harass people for fun, teachers who are irresponsible, and shitty lunch food. The relationships at this middle school usually never last beyond 8th grade, meaning getting into a relationship at this school is basically pointless, and they’re all extremely annoying and make you wanna cringe every time you see a “couple” at this school. Kids also juul or vape in class while the teacher isn’t looking, because they think they’re “cool” when they’re really messing up their lungs. Lesson learned, don’t go to this school.

“What middle school are you going to?”
“Hinson Middle School.”
“Good luck, my sister went there and she hated it.”

Hinson Middle School by acrylictoenails October 6, 2019

hinsonian existentialism 

the philosophical discipline that includes recognition of the seeming absurdity of life, and the deliberate augmentation of it in order to implement an ultimate meaning, in the form of humor

His merrymaking after having watched his friend being run over can only be explained as a manifestation of Hinsonian Existentialism.

hinsonian existentialism by stdmuffin November 5, 2009

Hinson 

a guy who likes samuel l. jackson and bob dole. One eyebrow is higher than the other. He reminds his girlfriend of dead birds. He also says "Youre a terrible stuntman," "this is madness," and "that's what she said," alot. Freakishly tall, poofy hair, and knows what the Harry Potter is.

"That Hinson is madness."

Hinson by MJMM October 9, 2008

sierra hinson

a sierra hinson is a Grimmlin creature Who is very fat and will eat anything in its tracks. It usually will go after anything with a dick, and also has a smelly vagina that pets can’t help but go after her dirty pants.

why is that cat sniffing those pants?

oh, well those are sierra‘s pants and they often like the smell of fish.

I was walking through the mall and happened to see a Sierra Hinson.

hurry up and get animal control on the phone.

where did all the food go in the kitchen?

Sierra came over and ate every little crumb, she wonders why she so fat

sierra hinson by dontplaywme February 12, 2018

sloppy hinson 

this is the act of taking it in the ass while listening and singing along to ganster rap

mark: hey ross im horny, fancy a sloppy hinson?
ross: 2 right i'll grab my 2pac cd, brrappp

sloppy hinson by Tommy Bob Ryan July 6, 2007