Hinson'd 

to be caught in an elaborate prank that shall be retold throughout the ages. Usually ends with a hospital visit.

Did you hear about Billy? He got totally hinson'd when some guy put a bobcat in a briefcase and left it in his driveway...

Hinson'd by LHigg June 7, 2011

Dottie Hinson 

Bowling a 600 series right on the dot.

Holy smokes Donger, if you strike out in the 10th you'll get you a Dottie Hinson!

Dottie Hinson by Supreme Meat Dragon Man March 4, 2021

Jim Henson's Disease 

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.

Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!

Jim Henson's Disease by evildave January 23, 2011

Dirty Hanson 

When one man gives two other men handjobs.

Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.

Dirty Hanson by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011

Dirty Chris Hanson 

Surprise buttfucking a pedophile

I performed the dirty Chris Hanson on my brothers science teacher last night

Dirty Chris Hanson by ThottieWiddaBoddie May 18, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019