Hinson'd

to be caught in an elaborate prank that shall be retold throughout the ages. Usually ends with a hospital visit.

Did you hear about Billy? He got totally hinson'd when some guy put a bobcat in a briefcase and left it in his driveway...

by LHigg June 7, 2011

Dottie Hinson

Bowling a 600 series right on the dot.

Holy smokes Donger, if you strike out in the 10th you'll get you a Dottie Hinson!

by Supreme Meat Dragon Man March 4, 2021

Jim Henson's Disease

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.

Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!

by evildave January 23, 2011

Dirty Hanson

When one man gives two other men handjobs.

Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.

by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011

Dirty Chris Hanson

Surprise buttfucking a pedophile

I performed the dirty Chris Hanson on my brothers science teacher last night

by ThottieWiddaBoddie May 18, 2020