Hinson 

a guy who likes samuel l. jackson and bob dole. One eyebrow is higher than the other. He reminds his girlfriend of dead birds. He also says "Youre a terrible stuntman," "this is madness," and "that's what she said," alot. Freakishly tall, poofy hair, and knows what the Harry Potter is.

"That Hinson is madness."

Hinson by MJMM October 9, 2008

hinson 

the worse guy you could possibly met in this world , anything he does disgust the others . if you ever see one ,just run

hinson? fuck that guy

hinson by fhhgfgjn November 21, 2021

Hinson Middle School 

A middle school in Daytona Beach, Florida filled with stuck up kids who bully and harass people for fun, teachers who are irresponsible, and shitty lunch food. The relationships at this middle school usually never last beyond 8th grade, meaning getting into a relationship at this school is basically pointless, and they’re all extremely annoying and make you wanna cringe every time you see a “couple” at this school. Kids also juul or vape in class while the teacher isn’t looking, because they think they’re “cool” when they’re really messing up their lungs. Lesson learned, don’t go to this school.

“What middle school are you going to?”
“Hinson Middle School.”
“Good luck, my sister went there and she hated it.”

Hinson Middle School by acrylictoenails October 6, 2019

Hinson'd 

to be caught in an elaborate prank that shall be retold throughout the ages. Usually ends with a hospital visit.

Did you hear about Billy? He got totally hinson'd when some guy put a bobcat in a briefcase and left it in his driveway...

Hinson'd by LHigg June 7, 2011

sierra hinson

a sierra hinson is a Grimmlin creature Who is very fat and will eat anything in its tracks. It usually will go after anything with a dick, and also has a smelly vagina that pets can’t help but go after her dirty pants.

why is that cat sniffing those pants?

oh, well those are sierra‘s pants and they often like the smell of fish.

I was walking through the mall and happened to see a Sierra Hinson.

hurry up and get animal control on the phone.

where did all the food go in the kitchen?

Sierra came over and ate every little crumb, she wonders why she so fat

sierra hinson by dontplaywme February 12, 2018

sloppy hinson 

this is the act of taking it in the ass while listening and singing along to ganster rap

mark: hey ross im horny, fancy a sloppy hinson?
ross: 2 right i'll grab my 2pac cd, brrappp

sloppy hinson by Tommy Bob Ryan July 6, 2007

Jordan Hinson

One of the Stars on SyFy Channel's show "Eureka" as Zoe Carter. Also former star of Disney Channel's original movie "Go Figure".

jordan is also likes pets, tattoos and diet coke.

We will see more of Jordan Hinson on Eureka.

Jordan Hinson by macky592 July 9, 2011