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hijabitch 

A woman (muslim or not) wearing an islamic headscarf or hijab. Often pretending to be the victim of a fabricated crime or discrimination.
A: Looks like another lying fucking hijabitch was caught faking a discrimination, assault story.
B: Yeah, hijabitches are always doing that shit , they should go to jail for it.
hijabitch by Malsikcuf December 10, 2016

hijabitch 

Term referring to a woman, usually muslim, wearing a superficial headscarf for a supposedly religious belief while acting as she was born from a golden womb with a feminist & snooty behavior IRL and on Social media. The "package" often comes with a pornstar level of proficiency in both anal and blowjob (double hand twist schlup schlup combo certified) and an expertise in forest mapping where she usually practice her sexual activities.
Bachir: "See that sluty hijabi over there, spreading the "hijabi independent woman" energy while thinking her shit smells lavender... i saw her yesterday in the forest taking it raw from behind while giving a blowjob"

kaddour: "What did you expect from hijabitch !!??"
hijabitch by PPDZShit August 12, 2022
verb or noun

To tell off or rile someone.

A hilbitch is a complaining mardy twat.
If your late for work your boss will 'Hilbitch' you.

or

That saddam hussain was a real 'Hilbitch'
Hilbitch by Peterfra December 13, 2008

Habitchuated 

To become accustomed to a Bitch or a Bitchy situation.
Used to be I couldn't stand her, but I guess I'm becoming habitchuated.
Habitchuated by RogerZero March 9, 2010

haimabitch 

a person that does stupid things
Zack is always being a haimabitch, doing stupid things all the time.

Tom likes to do haimabitchy things, like climbing a tall tree.
N. a person that causes a grievance or disservice by doing something in a habitual manor

V. the act of causing a grievance or disservice by doing something habitually
" Dude she locked me out of the house again, she knows i don't take keys to the garbage... She's such a habitch!"

"he habitched out and started smoking again."
Habitch by Aaron-Core May 14, 2008

habitchual 

1. A behavioral pattern that's a bitch to break.

2. A relationship that's hard to end.
1. I can't go a day without texting. It's habitchual.

2. This relationship is so on again off again. It's habitchual.
habitchual by bigblue2 February 12, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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