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HeinaBitch 

Best Friend that has 7 or more of these qualifications:

1. Blackout Partner
2. If someone wrongs you, he/she beats there car in with a chair.
3. Is willing to fall into a pile of bikes and garbage cans for you.
4. Enjoys a good unplanned road trip
5. is insane, in a good way
6. Manipulative, in a good way
7. can make 2 hours of traffic amazing, by only using one word.
8. You have been so angry at each other, but have been to sloshed to fight.. and forget why you were mad by the next morning
9. You guys are Precious and have "a song"
10. he/she is Fresh to Death, SON!
11. He/She has an affinty for drinking Games.

basically someone who is rad and owns at life like a lot.
1.My HeinaBitch is Better than Your HeinaBitch because you suck.
HeinaBitch by AnnonymousAnShit January 1, 2008
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hellabitch 

the ultimate in female evil, as nasty as a woman can be
She's such a hellabitch that she stole my boyfriend, my best friend, and got me fired, all in one day.
hellabitch by A.E. Joseph July 20, 2007

Hellabitchin 

a mixture between the word hella (meaning totally) and the word bitchen meaning awesome
Totally+Awesome= Totallyawesome
Gaydon: wow that was totallyawesome
Ted: dude u mean it was Hellabitchin

haimabitch 

Zack is always being a haimabitch, doing stupid things all the time.

Tom likes to do haimabitchy things, like climbing a tall tree.

Herbabitches 

Girls that lose their own identity and get sucked into the Herbalife cult and try to suck everyone they know in.
There's a reason all these Herbabitches are single. They need to stop working out so much and get a life.
Herbabitches by Lollie Pop October 6, 2013

hijabitch 

A woman (muslim or not) wearing an islamic headscarf or hijab. Often pretending to be the victim of a fabricated crime or discrimination.
A: Looks like another lying fucking hijabitch was caught faking a discrimination, assault story.
B: Yeah, hijabitches are always doing that shit , they should go to jail for it.
hijabitch by Malsikcuf December 10, 2016

hijabitch 

Term referring to a woman, usually muslim, wearing a superficial headscarf for a supposedly religious belief while acting as she was born from a golden womb with a feminist & snooty behavior IRL and on Social media. The "package" often comes with a pornstar level of proficiency in both anal and blowjob (double hand twist schlup schlup combo certified) and an expertise in forest mapping where she usually practice her sexual activities.
Bachir: "See that sluty hijabi over there, spreading the "hijabi independent woman" energy while thinking her shit smells lavender... i saw her yesterday in the forest taking it raw from behind while giving a blowjob"

kaddour: "What did you expect from hijabitch !!??"
hijabitch by PPDZShit August 12, 2022