Habitch

N. a person that causes a grievance or disservice by doing something in a habitual manor

V. the act of causing a grievance or disservice by doing something habitually

" Dude she locked me out of the house again, she knows i don't take keys to the garbage... She's such a habitch!"

"he habitched out and started smoking again."

by Aaron-Core May 14, 2008

hobitch

A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.

Hey Bro, stop acting like a hobitch. You'd be lucky to get any pussy. Don't be so selective.

by ajppds March 10, 2008

habbitch

A woman (or man for that matter) that ensnares their mate through guilt and prevents them from experiencing the joys and liberties they might otherwise enjoy. The mate is the victim of an unhealthy, addictive relationship, which is often impossible to eradicate, even withstanding multiple interventions.

Jones, it's about time you kicked that nasty little habbitch.

by Wames Joods September 23, 2004

Haitch Pea

A slang term for the computer manufacture Hewlett-Packard, (or better known as HP,) derived from the somewhat popular youtuber "DankPods".

Q: "BRah what computer you playin that fork knife on?" A: "I'm using a Haitch Pea tho"

by Zeke? November 15, 2020

Havitch

A tiny little man. The sweetest little man of all time. Often is stinky and sleepy. Or a male French bulldog

Oh look there is a Havitch!!

by Cmlvr420 April 29, 2021

Hubitch

N. An older female teacher. This person is usually opinionated, radical, and is a total bitch. It is impossible to get her to shut her fucking mouth and is an unreasonable grader, takes off points for disagreeing with her own opinions, and refuses to explain anything, forcing students to figure out everything on their own.

N. Any female English teacher that is a bitch.

V. To go on a anarchist rant, spewing off unreasonable ideas and opinions that if taken to the public would get one thrown in jail.

V. To yell, lecture or scold someone for not sharing your opinion, despite how unreasonable or how bullshit your own opinion is.

adj- Hubitchin' n. Hubition

"My english teacher wrote a giant 'no' on my research paper! WTF!?! She gave me a fucking fifty! What a fucking hubitch!!!"

"Oh for fucks sake! When she first started ranting it was alright, but now she's talking about assassinating the president. She's all out hubitching now."
-(this actually happened)-

by Cmitch4 January 17, 2008

hobitchslut

1) A term of honor and respect for a good friend. Often mistaken for a term of deragotary language, this is quite wrong as they do not know that it is some sort of "secret" between friends.

2) A greeting of casuality. Often used between good friends. This meaning is more widely known.

It is comprised of 3 words: ho, bitch, and slut.

Person 1:omg u r a hobitchslut
Person 2:oh why thank you!

Person 1:Hi hobitchslut!
Person 2:Sup!

by Daniel Lam May 20, 2008