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hijabitch

A woman (muslim or not) wearing an islamic headscarf or hijab. Often pretending to be the victim of a fabricated crime or discrimination.
A: Looks like another lying fucking hijabitch was caught faking a discrimination, assault story.
B: Yeah, hijabitches are always doing that shit , they should go to jail for it.
by Malsikcuf December 10, 2016
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hijabitch

Term referring to a woman, usually muslim, wearing a superficial headscarf for a supposedly religious belief while acting as she was born from a golden womb with a feminist & snooty behavior IRL and on Social media. The "package" often comes with a pornstar level of proficiency in both anal and blowjob (double hand twist schlup schlup combo certified) and an expertise in forest mapping where she usually practice her sexual activities.
Bachir: "See that sluty hijabi over there, spreading the "hijabi independent woman" energy while thinking her shit smells lavender... i saw her yesterday in the forest taking it raw from behind while giving a blowjob"

kaddour: "What did you expect from hijabitch !!??"
by PPDZShit August 12, 2022
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Hilbitch

verb or noun

To tell off or rile someone.

A hilbitch is a complaining mardy twat.
If your late for work your boss will 'Hilbitch' you.

or

That saddam hussain was a real 'Hilbitch'
by Peterfra December 13, 2008
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Habitchuated

To become accustomed to a Bitch or a Bitchy situation.
Used to be I couldn't stand her, but I guess I'm becoming habitchuated.
by RogerZero March 9, 2010
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haimabitch

Zack is always being a haimabitch, doing stupid things all the time.

Tom likes to do haimabitchy things, like climbing a tall tree.
by supergoodbatman69 May 23, 2022
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Habitch

N. a person that causes a grievance or disservice by doing something in a habitual manor

V. the act of causing a grievance or disservice by doing something habitually
" Dude she locked me out of the house again, she knows i don't take keys to the garbage... She's such a habitch!"

"he habitched out and started smoking again."
by Aaron-Core May 14, 2008
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habitchual

1. A behavioral pattern that's a bitch to break.

2. A relationship that's hard to end.
1. I can't go a day without texting. It's habitchual.

2. This relationship is so on again off again. It's habitchual.
by bigblue2 February 12, 2013
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