A state in which one is under a strong influence of marijuana, greatly inhibiting their ability to think clearly and control their behavior, making one seem almost mentally handicapped.
by BennyandJoon February 22, 2009
Get the hightarded mug.the act of a hipster doing something incredibly stupid all in the name of appearing "cool", "ironic', or "authentic'
Dude 1- "Why exactly is that guy going on vacation in the Congo again?"
Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"
Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."
Dude 2- "You said it man."
Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"
Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."
Dude 2- "You said it man."
by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015
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"Dude, i have only slept for 5 hours in the past two days and I've been smoking all day. I'm hightired."
by Steph and Justin January 18, 2009
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1. suffering from rightardation, a neurological condition that renders one terminally insensible to reason and the notion of social justice.
2. Prone to acts of extreme violence in the name of imperialism.
3. In favour of suppressing basic human rights (i.e. health care, education and the presumption of innocence) - unless you're rich.
4. Opposed to organised labour on the basis that it allows fat-cat unskilled workers to rip off downtrodden employers.
5. A complete and utter cunt.
1. suffering from rightardation, a neurological condition that renders one terminally insensible to reason and the notion of social justice.
2. Prone to acts of extreme violence in the name of imperialism.
3. In favour of suppressing basic human rights (i.e. health care, education and the presumption of innocence) - unless you're rich.
4. Opposed to organised labour on the basis that it allows fat-cat unskilled workers to rip off downtrodden employers.
5. A complete and utter cunt.
BOY: Mummy, who is that woman?
MOTHER: That's conservative columnist Janet Albrechtsen, honey.
BOY: And why is she putting her tongue in the Prime Minister's poopie-hole?
MOTHER: Because she's rightarded.
MOTHER: That's conservative columnist Janet Albrechtsen, honey.
BOY: And why is she putting her tongue in the Prime Minister's poopie-hole?
MOTHER: Because she's rightarded.
by Archie Pellagow July 2, 2007
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At the grocery store...
Laura: I think our sacker was high!
JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"
Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.
Laura: I think our sacker was high!
JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"
Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.
by Laura S June 3, 2007
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When Chicken Fried by The Zack Brown band came on, she said "we are not listening to this hicktarded music!"
by historionsistor May 7, 2011
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