hightarded 

A state in which one is under a strong influence of marijuana, greatly inhibiting their ability to think clearly and control their behavior, making one seem almost mentally handicapped.

This weed's got me so hightarded, I can't even tie my shoes.

hightarded by BennyandJoon February 22, 2009

hiptarded 

the act of a hipster doing something incredibly stupid all in the name of appearing "cool", "ironic', or "authentic'

Dude 1- "Why exactly is that guy going on vacation in the Congo again?"

Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"

Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."

Dude 2- "You said it man."

hiptarded by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015

hightired 

A state of exhaustion caused by a lack of sleep and the consumption of marijuana.

"Dude, i have only slept for 5 hours in the past two days and I've been smoking all day. I'm hightired."

hightired by Steph and Justin January 18, 2009

rightarded 

"ruy'tahduhd", adjective
1. suffering from rightardation, a neurological condition that renders one terminally insensible to reason and the notion of social justice.
2. Prone to acts of extreme violence in the name of imperialism.
3. In favour of suppressing basic human rights (i.e. health care, education and the presumption of innocence) - unless you're rich.
4. Opposed to organised labour on the basis that it allows fat-cat unskilled workers to rip off downtrodden employers.
5. A complete and utter cunt.

BOY: Mummy, who is that woman?
MOTHER: That's conservative columnist Janet Albrechtsen, honey.
BOY: And why is she putting her tongue in the Prime Minister's poopie-hole?
MOTHER: Because she's rightarded.

rightarded by Archie Pellagow July 2, 2007

high-tarded 

When you've gone and smoked yourself retarded, or you are retarded and stoned. Either way, you are high-tarded.

At the grocery store...

Laura: I think our sacker was high!

JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"

Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.

high-tarded by Laura S June 3, 2007

Hicktarded 

Of or pertaining to a Hicktard

When Chicken Fried by The Zack Brown band came on, she said "we are not listening to this hicktarded music!"

Hicktarded by historionsistor May 7, 2011

Hisstarded 

When someone hisses at everything you do. Even if you give them access to your pants and other areas.

"Gee why does she hiss so much?"
"she's hisstarded"

Hisstarded by LarvaXO December 12, 2018