1. ( Noun)The act of staying indoors simulating animal hibernation. Sleeping and eating all day while staying away from people.
2. (verb)The action of being lazy, sleeping, and being absolutely unproductive
2. (verb)The action of being lazy, sleeping, and being absolutely unproductive
Hiberntine has me waking up at 2 pm.
I’ve been in hiberntine for 2 weeks now.
I’m going to hiberntine this weekend.
I need someone to hiberntine with.
I’ve been in hiberntine for 2 weeks now.
I’m going to hiberntine this weekend.
I need someone to hiberntine with.
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Get the hibernating woodlock mug.When your laptop decides to turn off because it's "battery is low." Usually followed by a yell, a scream, or some profanity.
by Green Bucket(s) October 13, 2009
Get the hibernating mug.We know squirrels hibernate, and they dig in the dirt to hide their nuts... So... The Hibernating Squirrel is when you are doing a chick doggy style in the ass(Digging in the Dirt) and you tuck your balls inside her vagina (Hide your nuts)
by Higg9 May 26, 2008
Get the hibernating squirrel mug.The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.
Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water
Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks
Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore
Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever
Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks
Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore
Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever
Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
by Nature Lover December 24, 2007
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John: hey man did you finish the project?
Bill: yah man I just pulled an all nighter for it
John: aren't you tired?
Bill: no man I was sleep hibernating all week, I fell great
Bill: yah man I just pulled an all nighter for it
John: aren't you tired?
Bill: no man I was sleep hibernating all week, I fell great
by kz9320 June 20, 2011
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A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find
Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find
Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."
"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
by The H-Train July 1, 2009
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