hibernating 

When your laptop decides to turn off because it's "battery is low." Usually followed by a yell, a scream, or some profanity.

Haha, this video is hilarious! What, laptop, you're hibernating?! AAARGH! Shit, damn!

hibernating by Green Bucket(s) October 13, 2009

Hibernating 

When you want to hint at sleeping with someone without being explicit.

"Nicole suggested that we could spend the storm... hibernating."
"Hey Waverly, I heard the rain was going to be torrential this weekend? How would you feel about hibernating at my place? ;)"

Hibernating by Ascreaminggay July 11, 2017

hibernating woodlock 

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

hibernating woodlock by ratwrap February 13, 2023

hibernating squirrel 

We know squirrels hibernate, and they dig in the dirt to hide their nuts... So... The Hibernating Squirrel is when you are doing a chick doggy style in the ass(Digging in the Dirt) and you tuck your balls inside her vagina (Hide your nuts)

"yo dude did you bang that broad last night?"
"Yeah man, I gave her the ol' Hibernating Squirrel!"

hibernating squirrel by Higg9 May 26, 2008

hibernating bear 

The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.

Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water

Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks

Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore

Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever

Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle

hibernating bear by Nature Lover December 24, 2007

Hibernating Hippo 

When, in a moment of weakness, mother nature calls in a vulgar, disgusting, but creative way.

A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find

Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.

"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."

"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."

Hibernating Hippo by The H-Train July 1, 2009

Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear 

A variation of the bloody polar bear.

In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.

Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!

Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?

Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!

Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!

Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011