hubertine 

A feather in the wind that’s impossible to catch. All lights seem dim around her as she shines brighter than any light. Her smile is captivating while her voice makes her presence feel as if anywhere you are is home but only as long as she is there. You’d set sail on an ocean of flames to feel her warmth. She’s love

Name the perfect girl? Hubertine, of course

hubertine by Icantbewrong November 22, 2021

huberize 

To ruin anything that could possibly be cool. To "nerd up"; to make awkward and tiresome.

hu-ber-iz-ing: The act of ruining anything that could possibly be cool.

1) If you have mentioned the word "parse" more than once during a conversation, the conversation is said to have been "huberized".

2) Joining a conversation you have entered too late to pick up on, and then asking all parties to start over, is to generally "huberize" the entire situation.

3) When a number is mentioned as part of a sentence in any context besides mathematics, remarking that the number is (or is not) prime will instantly "huberize" the conversation.

Sentence examples:
"Man, lunch really got huberized today."
"Everybody was having a good time until sombody went and huberized things."

huberize by goounit May 22, 2006

hubertje

A cup of (office) coffee at the end of the work day.

(time is 16:50)
Jasper: Want a Hubertje?
David: Hit me!

hubertje by Angry Mr T. December 1, 2009

huberize 

to apply a symmetric, continuously differentiable, piecewise analytic transform which is quadratic near zero, but linear past some threshold, to a quantity, especially an error. To do so maintains smooth derivatives for optimization purposes, but is more robust against outliers than purely quadratic error norms;

'dude, I totally huberized that residual.'

huberize by shabbychef February 13, 2009

Hiberntine 

1. ( Noun)The act of staying indoors simulating animal hibernation. Sleeping and eating all day while staying away from people.
2. (verb)The action of being lazy, sleeping, and being absolutely unproductive

Hiberntine has me waking up at 2 pm.
I’ve been in hiberntine for 2 weeks now.
I’m going to hiberntine this weekend.
I need someone to hiberntine with.

Hiberntine by Lazer9090x October 28, 2020

hubering

Masturbating to copious amounts of inflation art

Me: I'm gonna be hubering. I'll catch you later.

hubering by adfawqq December 12, 2024

Hubering the Dobering

When a guy love bombs you, kills your dog, frames your father as the candy man, does the whip and nae nae at your grandma’s funeral, etc.

Ex 1: Hey did you hear about y/n’s ex, Mark? Apparently, he was Hubering the Dobering her this whole time!
Ex 2: Fuck you Mark

Hubering the Dobering by Okay I won’t use my real name November 28, 2025