Woodlock 

A great Irish family of Anglo-Norman decent.Concentrated in Counties Tipperary(Thurles,Fethard), Dublin and in the north of the country.Other menbers of this family live in Britain,USA,Canada and Australia having emigrated from Ireland down through the years.

John Woodlock (Thurles)

Woodlock by John Woodlock July 24, 2004

Woodlock 

The act of having a viagra stiffy for longer than 4-6 hours.

The man called the doctor after experiencing a bad case of woodlock all night long.

Woodlock by Meadowwww June 14, 2010

hibernating woodlock 

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

hibernating woodlock by ratwrap February 13, 2023

Woodcock Complex 

Where two people do the same action, however one person is attractive and one is unattractive. The action from the attractive is seen as cute and funny, where as it is seen as weird or creepy via the unattractive.

"Mike slapped her butt, and she thought it was funny. So did I, but now I have a restraining order"
"Looks like a bit of a woodcock complex, mate"

Woodcock Complex by DaTominator7 June 28, 2016

Wootlock 

An annoying and often talentless player on MMO/MOBA games.

Did you see him die for the fifth time? What a dumb wootlock!

Wootlock by l0lumad November 10, 2014

The Woodcock inn 

Evidently, some bar in the Pittsburgh area said to have great food. Also, a famous bar in England of the same name. Has a great suggestive name. I mean, come on! Who wouldn't want to go there just because of that.

(looking for directions)
Some guy- How far is the Woodcock Inn?
Other guy- About 6 inches.

The Woodcock inn by Bob_Lenz April 8, 2008

Woodcock 

Yeah, whatever, it's my last name. So what? It's not like true or anything. And no! I don't get splinters or do I know what type of wood is it. Jeeze! Give me a break. Everyone has made fun of it since grade 5. Kids can be so cruel. But I have to admit thanks to my last name I am a little more popular, thanks!

Planning Teacher: Ok everyone, I want everyone to say there last name, ok
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: what? could you say that a little louder please
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: LOLZZ ROFL ROFL!!

Woodcock by dutch oven September 10, 2006