All around outdoor man who is a natural born cold blooded killer. If you are a deer, stay far far away from this savage. Give him an LPVO and a handful of 300blk and he will rule the world. Although he has no experience carrying, he will surely tell you that safeties are unnecessary on your EDC because his safety is between his ears.
You better watch out for Heupel's son, word around town is he secretly suckscocks.
One who is zany and comes from many different parts of the world. He/she posses many different accents, and frequently plays video games. Oven mitts are frequently used by the Heupel, but their use of the oven mitt is unknown.
I walked into my house and Marie was playing video games and talking to the screen in different accents, she was being very Heupel.
When parties of three swap spit for long periods of time in dark hallways. Underage person(s) required. The term for a threesome, but instead making out.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.