All around outdoor man who is a natural born cold blooded killer. If you are a deer, stay far far away from this savage. Give him an LPVO and a handful of 300blk and he will rule the world. Although he has no experience carrying, he will surely tell you that safeties are unnecessary on your EDC because his safety is between his ears.
One who is zany and comes from many different parts of the world. He/she posses many different accents, and frequently plays video games. Oven mitts are frequently used by the Heupel, but their use of the oven mitt is unknown.
When parties of three swap spit for long periods of time in dark hallways. Underage person(s) required. The term for a threesome, but instead making out.