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helpfullated 

Describes the feeling of relaxation and satisfaction that comes from a technical support representative who solves your problem in a prompt and friendly manner. As most experiences with technical support leave one feeling like they've just been anally raped, an actual good experience can be a pleasant surprise that really makes their day, much like fellatio.
When my internet went down, I called the cable company. I was only on hold for a minute! The TSR was so friendly and asked about my kids while running diagnostics. In five minutes my problem was fixed and I was back online! I feel like I've just been helpfullated.
helpfullated by Neeperando June 22, 2009
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hempfully 

Same as hopefully, but while enjoying the wonderful cannibis treat (hemp).
Yo, me and my hemptress will hempfully enjoy some great old skool rap at 4:20am. Peace! Hemp Now!
hempfully by Iain and Jewels May 19, 2006

Helpfullegend 

A Helpfullegend is a rare sight, they are people who put others before themselves. They listen to problems and tackle them heas on. They never care about themselves just the people around them. If you know a Helpfullegend, your set for life with a true friend.
Wow he's such a Helpfullegend
Helpfullegend by Barty Scott October 13, 2019

Helpfullest 

Charlotte is the helpfullest
Helpfullest by Iad_ May 5, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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