Definitions by Obambulate

Heup 

When you mistype ‘Help’, this means HelpHelpHelp this is serious!

Guy1:heup
Guy2:*calls 911*

Heup by Obambulate January 24, 2020

Spreek 

The act of getting a boner next to your girlfriend and running to the bathroom instead of fucking her.

(Guy 1): shit I just spreeked instead of fucking her
(Guy 2): Pussy!
(Guy 1) : you would’ve done the same if her mom was there!

Spreek by Obambulate January 23, 2020