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Heupel's Son 

All around outdoor man who is a natural born cold blooded killer. If you are a deer, stay far far away from this savage. Give him an LPVO and a handful of 300blk and he will rule the world. Although he has no experience carrying, he will surely tell you that safeties are unnecessary on your EDC because his safety is between his ears.
You better watch out for Heupel's son, word around town is he secretly sucks cocks.
Heupel's Son by seth's dad May 8, 2021
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hempeleptic 

When someone smokes enough hemp to put them to Sleep
Dude check out the hempeleptic on the couch
hempeleptic by highrisegoat January 18, 2013

Heugelish 

Behavior at work that could be deemed "niggerish" however is pulled off by a smooth talking, easy going white individual and leads to career advancement. i.e. (arriving to work late, insulting clients, calling off work when not sick at an exorbitant rate, running through female employees at an exorbitant rate)
Person 1- Wasn't he supposed to be in at 7 today?
Person 2- I believe so.
Person 1- That's downright niggerish right there. He looks half asleep too!
Person 2- I wouldn't use that word.
Person 1- I know I'm still not used to them working in corporate society.
Person 2- No, I just meant you used the wrong word. It's Heugelish. He just got promoted to VP of Marketing
Person 1- My bad, yea that's some Huegelish shit right there.
Person 2- Atta boy.
Heugelish by sinistar462 June 13, 2013
And adverb you use when you were to do an action while having Herpes
"I ate the food Herpely"
Herpely by Herpes10 December 1, 2022

herpel purple 

To be a herpel purple, you must be off-the-wall insane, amazing, life-changing, a great friend, real, a sexy beast, and super pretty.
Audrey is such a herpel purple!
herpel purple by cowabunga:) June 25, 2009
1.) The act of lingering behind people as the walk.

2.) Message girls randomly saying Hey!! (:

3.) Being in the backround of a picture pretending to be texting, but no ever texts u.

4.) Always asking to hang out.
Hempel: Hey!! (:
Girl: Umm Hi?

Or dude look at that kid Hempeling behind us
hempeling by Dat1Guy_ December 24, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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