hetero life mate

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Someone of the same sex who you hang out with enough to consider your life mate, but not in a gay way.

I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob

hetero life mate by enough of this shit, it's shit January 17, 2009

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hetero life mate

best friends who no longer refer to themselves as best friends. because their so close they know they will never part.

dude are corey and billy gay?
No man their just hetero life mates.
OHH ok dude.

hetero life mate by howdiekiddies March 27, 2008

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Hetero life mate

A strong bromance between two like male individual's.

Michaels hetero life mate martial likes receiving back rubs.

Hetero life mate by Ampedagn September 22, 2015

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Hetero Life Mates

Two people of the same gender and heterosexual orientation who decide to be each others life partners, but asexually; living together but unromantically.

Diane and Mary decided that if they were unattatched by the age of 35, they would move to NY together and be hetero life mates.

Hetero Life Mates by anon December 18, 2004

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hetero lifemate

A best friend who is so close, that were they not to match your sexual orientation, you would be married to them. Other sexual orientations may use "homo lifemate" or equivalent.

Yeah Dave's my hetero lifemate. We tell each other everything.

hetero lifemate by Dustin Freeman November 30, 2005

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hetero-lifemate

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

hetero-lifemate by girl7 December 8, 2006

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Heterolifemate

A platonic soulmate. aka a friend you wouldn't fuck.

She's not my best friend. She's my heterolifemate

Heterolifemate by tarancegeezy January 16, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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