Hetero-Pride

Pathetic manifestation of insecurity on the part of heterosexuals who are not simply content to be the majority but have to make sure that every other form of sexuality is marginalized.

The hecklers out-numbered the breeders at the hetero-pride parade. Let's beat the crap out of some of them like they do to us after Gay pride parades.

Hetero-Pride by Adidasrob May 23, 2006

Hetero-Pride

Pride that us straight people take in engaging in regular sex.

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Hetero-Pride by Sarah June 16, 2003

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Hetero-Pride

Something that I have in me; my not being or supporting homosexuality. It is great to be a straight (see heterosexual) and be a member of the moral majority!

I have hetero-pride and I voted YES on the same sex marriage amendment.

Hetero-Pride by Republican Warrior July 27, 2005

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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