Hertle

A hertle is a mix between a hermit and an awkward turtle. Commonly found in a college setting, a hurtle is the one person that has their door closed and earphones on.

While everyone on the floor was partying in one room, Amanda the hertle was sitting in her dark room watching House M.D. reruns or playing Civilization Five for hours, while eating a cookie.

by Louise5 March 01, 2013

Hertling Holiday

When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"

Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday

by Pontiacc February 13, 2017

Hertling Holiday

When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"

Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday

by Pontiacc February 13, 2017

Torus buxiphilicoporus of Hertle

The point where the auriculotemporal nerve wraps around the meningeal branch of the maxillary nerve located in the lateral aspect of the face. It is often referred to as the window to the soul by anatomists.

My girl was sucking my dick too hard and when I busted she severed her torus buxiphilicoporus of Hertle. Now she can't feel her face

by Hirschprung Squirt Sign May 14, 2023

Oscar Hertle

The gayest kind of gay possible

Oscar Hertle’s a fag for sure.
Look at the way he walks!

by RandomStudentPerson May 02, 2018