NOMG 

When OMG and no way had sexual intercourse, NOMG was born.

Did you hear the news? If you stick your head in a toilet, you will get pink eye!

NOMG! Let's go try!

NOMG by LOVECHEESE February 20, 2012

NOMG 

Literally stands for "No My God". Translates more smoothly to "Oh my god no way". It is used to express extreme surprise at an unlikely event such as a hideous male scoring some Slam-A-Licious Babes. A first response

"I heard that Kartuigan is going out with Stacey now."

"NOMG, that's awesome. Way better than the Razorback he was dating before"

NOMG by Gerdemann25 October 24, 2007

nomg 

When something is so full of yummy amazingness you can't decide whether to say 'nom' or 'omg'.
So nom+omg=nomg

Those pancakes were nomg.
Oh nomg! That girl's got her tits out!!

nomg by rudika_radishes January 29, 2009

Nomgasmic. 

Something that tastes so good it's like masmkdoadfja jizz in your pants.

"OMG this ice cream is nomgasmic."
"...Do you need to change your underwear?"
"...Yes, yes i do."

Nomgasmic. by IdrilAldarion. June 9, 2009

Nomgasm 

When something tastes so good it feels like you are having an orgasm.

The first known occurrence of this phenomenon came spreading jam over a "stripy strip", wrapping it around a cube of chocolate and dipping the whole thing in sherbert.

Oh man, this burger is phenomenal I think I just nomgasmed.

Nomgasm by norm959 May 9, 2008

Nomgondalai

An attractive Mongolian name. The person who has this name is very intelligent, handsome, gentle, strong, caring, and lovely. Also, this person has the biggest D in the whole world.

Nomgondalai is husband material.
OMG I love Nomgondalai so much.
Bi Nomgondalaitai gerlene.
My husband is Nomgondalai.
Nomgondalai is HOT.

Nomgondalai by WEGWEUG February 23, 2023

Nomgarsh 

What one would say instead of OMG.

Nomgarsh, that almost hit me!

Nomgarsh by MarilynNarwhals September 20, 2010