herpasourus

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The magical creature that eats your genitals and gives you herpes without sexual intercourse

Wife: "How in the HELL did you get herpes?!?!?!"
Husband: "It Must have been the herpasourus! I swear hunny!"

herpasourus by 127001boy December 7, 2011

Words you can keep

herpasaurus

A very attractive person with an STD that you will still be willing to have sex with.

Nitish: "dude Jason, all these ichy red bumps I been havning are totally worth it."
Jason: "she must have been a real herpasaurus"

herpasaurus by Three amigos May 5, 2008

Related Words

herpasourus • herpasaurus • herbasaurusrex • herpasaurous rex • Herpesaurus

herbasaurusrex

a herb to the gigantic scale

my neighbor is a huge herbasaurusrex.

herbasaurusrex by elassie January 11, 2008

herpasaurous rex

any person entirely covered in herpes from head to toe. The herpes have deformed them so much that they resemble some sort of ancient dinosaur. Though a herpasaurous rex hasn't been spotted in over 5 billion years they are believed to still have an influence on how most people get herpes today.

Did you see that hooker?
She looked like a herpasaurous rex...
maybe she was... Can't wait to tap that.

herpasaurous rex by PB & J May 9, 2008

Herpesaurus

A word explaining growth on a persons face or lips that resembles a case of the herpes.

Bill: Wow, whats that on her face?
Johnny: I dont know man, it looks like the herpesaurus!

Herpesaurus by INTHEFACE! January 21, 2010

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026