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herpester

1. A person whose acquired herpes from a loved one and bravely fights back by rejoining the dating pool in order to meet other herpesters.

2. A hipster with herpes.
Though dating may become a challenge for someone with herpes, I commend them for being herpesters and not letting their STD get in the way of love.
by saintsgirl September 14, 2006
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Heapsters

Heapsters - the collective nickname for super fans of Grammy winning artist Imogen Heap. A Heapster can often be identified by their almost constant obsessing over the English songwriters music, lyrics & brilliantly original sense of personal style.
Heapsters - "Heapsters are just about the coolest fanbase around."
by Original Heapster April 16, 2015
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HERSISTER

A 3-piece grunge/punk band from Middletown, NY comprised of three brothers Tim,Sean and Chris Murray. They sound like Nirvana plus Sonic Youth meets Weezer and Black Flag.
Dude, did you see that fight?
Yeah, that happens at every HERSISTER show for some reason.
by TimVermin May 21, 2011
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Herpetrator

The person who commits the crime of having herpes and passing it along without alerting their partner or any future partners.
"Dude, I bet that girl from the other night was a total herpetrator."

"Yea, good thing we let Dave sleep with her, now he's the one that needs to go get tested."
by SillyLikeAGoose December 9, 2009
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herpster

n. A hipster with herpes.
I met a nice boy at a party, but I realized his vague and disillusioned attitude, his close adherence to every current trend, and his refusal to wear a condom were the hallmarks of a herpster.
by emdub415 November 11, 2007
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Herperderp

Herperderp Adj, N. Adj: somebody who dwells in their own idiocy without realizing some sort of folly. N: Herperderp is pure 100% idiocy without revelation.
"Don't spread that herperderp you have there!" (N).

"Your herperderp has really folded on you hasn't it?" (Adj).
by Thelithor June 7, 2011
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ape harvester

A semiautomatic firearm, usually an AR-15 pattern rifle. Useful for harvesting apes or culling a troop which has gotten out of control.
Mang...check out my new Ape Harvester! I’ve got a pile of 30 round magazines ready to go.
by G-persyn December 11, 2019
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