Herpaslurp 

the act of slurping ones bodily fluids.

that was an amazing herpaslurp

Herpaslurp by Boddassassin September 15, 2011

herpaslerp 

When Someone wraps his dick in toilet paper and shoves it in a goat that craves mineral while speaking like a hindu

Wow yesterday Nick herpaslerped with Marco and two goats. I posted a link earlier

herpaslerp by Shhshshsha December 26, 2014

herpasaurus 

A very attractive person with an STD that you will still be willing to have sex with.

Nitish: "dude Jason, all these ichy red bumps I been havning are totally worth it."
Jason: "she must have been a real herpasaurus"

herpasaurus by Three amigos May 5, 2008

Herpalerps 

Another word for herpes, used specifically to make fun of someones outbreak.

"Oh man, look at Molly's face, she's got the herpalerps all over her mouth."

Herpalerps by Soundwav87 February 18, 2008

herpasaurous rex 

any person entirely covered in herpes from head to toe. The herpes have deformed them so much that they resemble some sort of ancient dinosaur. Though a herpasaurous rex hasn't been spotted in over 5 billion years they are believed to still have an influence on how most people get herpes today.

Did you see that hooker?
She looked like a herpasaurous rex...
maybe she was... Can't wait to tap that.

herpasaurous rex by PB & J May 9, 2008

herpasourus 

The magical creature that eats your genitals and gives you herpes without sexual intercourse

Wife: "How in the HELL did you get herpes?!?!?!"
Husband: "It Must have been the herpasourus! I swear hunny!"

herpasourus by 127001boy December 7, 2011

Herpalurk 

Herpes given to a lurker in any chat, forum, or blog.

LURKER: *lurks*
HALEY: OMG YOU'VE GOT HERPALURK!!

Herpalurk by AmazingTasticals January 9, 2011