Herpalurk 

Herpes given to a lurker in any chat, forum, or blog.

LURKER: *lurks*
HALEY: OMG YOU'VE GOT HERPALURK!!

Herpalurk by AmazingTasticals January 9, 2011

HerpAlert 

An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.

Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.

HerpAlert by Z Cloud October 19, 2017

Herpalerps 

Another word for herpes, used specifically to make fun of someones outbreak.

"Oh man, look at Molly's face, she's got the herpalerps all over her mouth."

Herpalerps by Soundwav87 February 18, 2008

Herpaslurp 

the act of slurping ones bodily fluids.

that was an amazing herpaslurp

Herpaslurp by Boddassassin September 15, 2011