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by the_man August 25, 2006
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Family of Origin: Hermes is the son of Zeus and Maia who is one of the Pleiades.
Roman Equivalent: Mercury is the Roman name for the Greek deity Hermes.
Attributes: Hermes is sometimes young and sometimes bearded. He wears a hat, winged sandals, and short cloak. Hermes has a tortoise-shell lyre and staff of a shepherd.
Powers: Hermes is called Psychopompos (Herdsman of the dead or guider of souls), messenger, bringer of dreams, thief, trickster. Hermes is a god of commerce and music. Hermes is the messenger or Herald of the gods and was known for his cunning and as a thief from the day of his birth. Hermes is the father of Pan and Autolycus.
Family of Origin: Hermes is the son of Zeus and Maia who is one of the Pleiades.
Roman Equivalent: Mercury is the Roman name for the Greek deity Hermes.
Attributes: Hermes is sometimes young and sometimes bearded. He wears a hat, winged sandals, and short cloak. Hermes has a tortoise-shell lyre and staff of a shepherd.
Powers: Hermes is called Psychopompos (Herdsman of the dead or guider of souls), messenger, bringer of dreams, thief, trickster. Hermes is a god of commerce and music. Hermes is the messenger or Herald of the gods and was known for his cunning and as a thief from the day of his birth. Hermes is the father of Pan and Autolycus.
by martyrbitch May 28, 2006
Get the hermes mug.Hermes is a greek olympian God, son of Zeus & Hera. He is also a ‘sexy’ man that plays a game called Critical Ops
RedMCPvP: Hermes played really good in Valiance
MichPlayz: Who? What a Randy ahaha
RedMCPvP: Nah, hes good. Don’t make him steal from you! After all, he is the god of thieves
MichPlayz: Who? What a Randy ahaha
RedMCPvP: Nah, hes good. Don’t make him steal from you! After all, he is the god of thieves
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