Hermes Hermes 

A synonym for Gucci that means cool, wonderful, good, and awesome

Thing #1: do you want to go to mall?
Thing #2: Hermes Hermes

Hermes Hermes by Hermes Hermes October 29, 2019

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.

Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?

Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

Hermes 

Hermes (Mercury) is the son of Zeus.

Hermes is the messenger of the gods.

Hermes by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Hermès 

A high end french designer brand know for their expensive silk scarf, among other accoutrements. Favored by Queen Elizabeth II, Sharon Stone, Hillary Clinton, and Madonna.

That dude in the club's wearing Hermès muct be rich, I'm going to try to hook up with him.

Hermès by the_man August 25, 2006

hermes 

Greek Messenger God

Family of Origin: Hermes is the son of Zeus and Maia who is one of the Pleiades.

Roman Equivalent: Mercury is the Roman name for the Greek deity Hermes.

Attributes: Hermes is sometimes young and sometimes bearded. He wears a hat, winged sandals, and short cloak. Hermes has a tortoise-shell lyre and staff of a shepherd.

Powers: Hermes is called Psychopompos (Herdsman of the dead or guider of souls), messenger, bringer of dreams, thief, trickster. Hermes is a god of commerce and music. Hermes is the messenger or Herald of the gods and was known for his cunning and as a thief from the day of his birth. Hermes is the father of Pan and Autolycus.

Latin teacher: "blah, blah, Hermes, the messenger god, blah, blah etc."

hermes by martyrbitch May 28, 2006

Hermes 

Hermes is a greek olympian God, son of Zeus & Hera. He is also a ‘sexy’ man that plays a game called Critical Ops

RedMCPvP: Hermes played really good in Valiance
MichPlayz: Who? What a Randy ahaha
RedMCPvP: Nah, hes good. Don’t make him steal from you! After all, he is the god of thieves

Hermes by JustAndayy August 9, 2018