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Hereford Special  

The Hereford Special is the sexual act of forcing a sizeable amount of uncooked ground beef into a woman's vagina, engaging in vaginal intercourse, and then striking her stomach with your fist, foot, or head, causing the aforementioned beef to jettison out of the vaginal cavity. (This particular act is best performed on a woman who is lactating.)
-Vegetarians may use tofu or any other acceptable meat substitute.

Also referred to as the "Meat Skeet."
"Who wants to ride the Hereford Special ?"

Guy 1: "Dude, I just gave this chick the Hereford Special!"
Guy 2: "Don't talk to me ever again."
Hereford Special by McNerney March 19, 2008

herendipity 

Ramon the heron is so lucky all the time. Why does he get all the herendipity?????
herendipity by KrizziKat August 22, 2019
Supposedly a city, but actually a village on the welsh borders. Everyone is happy there, because the fumes of the Bulmers Cider factory leave everyone in a permanant state of tipsyness.

Very bad traffic. Always.

Large population of Welsh and Polish people, Herefordians cant understand either of them :P

Also famous for Hereford Cattle.

A very nice place to be.

herefordian farmer- alright my love? im from hereford!

saaf yuppie- yeah hey, where?
Hereford by Ohreily August 22, 2008

Herejohn 

Herejohn is a type of person that typically hits on underage women, but if they aren't successful in person they will result to creeping on them on social media apps. Such as Discord, Snapchat or if they're really desperate Facebook, and in some rare cases they can be extremely racist sometimes violently racist.
Person 1 Hey Michael. Person 2 Yeah? Person 1 You see that guy over there? Person 2 Yeah, what about em? Person 1 He was acting like a Herejohn. He was hitting on my girl earlier. Person 2 Really? What a Herejohn.
Herejohn by Commmah March 23, 2022

Herefordian 

Herefordian, is a breed of person who originates from Hereford UK. Quiet and happy folk who spend the majority of their day sat in traffic on Belmont Road, Whitecross Road, Edgar Street or any other road in hereford. Herefordians can often be found anywhere other than their native Hereford as they like day release from their awful town which seems to be stuck in the 60's. Although there is not much for them to do in Hereford you will quite often hear them say "i wouldnt live anywhere else"

Most Herefordians in some way or another were part of or know somebody in the SAS, and most drunken men will tell you that it was them that abseiled down the front of the iranian embassy in london but....... shhhh Dont tell anyone!
Herefordian

Poor us a cider mate

Hereford United we love you! our supporters are the best!

(all 1000 of them!)
Herefordian by Ooohahhh February 15, 2012

Willie Herenton

A racist crook who used to be the mayor of Memphis. Entirely responsible for the current state of shit Memphis is in.
Did you vote for Willie Herenton?

No. I don't think he wants me to vote for him, anyway. I'm white.
Willie Herenton by Rihanyce August 28, 2010