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Hepworthing

Hepworthing

Verb: To pester an attractive young student of consenting age with tawdry double entendrés and thinly veiled smut with the intent of distracting them from their studies to gain their attention.
"For heaven's sake Winsford, stop hepworthing the poor girl - she's trying to concentrate on her studies of Fermat's last theorem".
Related Words
Henwo • Bill Henwood • Louis Henwood • henlo • hendo • Heno • hendog • henhouse • henok • henson
HENOK:- henok is the kind of person who has a pure heart and it's definitely big when he cares and he does he cares deeply that goes the same for the way he loves he is a very fun person who is goofy and I guaranty he will always crack a smile on your face no matter what his hugs are warm it's like hugging a teddy bear he is strong like a lion who keeps his close friends secured in short you can't find nobody like him
Naomi: does your day suck?

Noah: yeah it really does

Naomi: you should hang out with henok he will definitely brighten your day with a laughter
Henok by #unpretentious June 10, 2020
An odd way of saying "hello".
Mike: hewwoz
Tyler: <(^o^)>!!!!
Mike: ok
hewwoz by Carecore June 3, 2010

henohaneef 

The man, the myth, the legend. I present to you the geneticist by trade, Mr Haneef. The critically acclaimed transcendent Heno is universally known to preach a vast amount of intellectual 200+ IQ knowledge. His ass is known to collect a vast portion of his fat content (THICC).

A great mind comes with a matching physical vessel to wield his etherial power. He dons a navy blue armour that embraces his voluptuous figure (dat ass tho). Legends say he has engraved the very words of textbook on his glistening herd of flesh residing at the back of his head.

Heno is a world-renowned waffler. The particular type of waffler he is a concise waffler. Heno teaches us his crispy knowledge through waffle. Waffling is a desirable trait many people look for in their significant other.

Heno has without a doubt has mastered the art of roasting. He is a renaissance. He teaches of how "there's an art to it".
henohaneef is thicc

Ahenobarbus Henocied 

One of the most disgusting and malicious entities on the internet. Known for running a (now debunked) Facebook page. Once added, the user would send you photographs of unimaginably disgusting and illegal images. Some involving gore, child pornography, taped suicides, snuff, etc. It also made messages with strange Latin and Russian coded messages, along with cryptic coordinates. The user is also known for targeting minors and sending content as described above.
My friend was recently attacked by Ahenobarbus Henocied on Facebook, and was sent very violent images. Hopefully his therapist can help him out.
Ahenobarbus Henocied by MrTengoku August 29, 2016

hensonism 

The inadvertent actualizing of a metaphor.
Saying "those dialysis machine really take it out of you" is a coplete hensonism.

Other hensonisms:

CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”

I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”

“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table”

“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.

General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”
hensonism by Gwendalin 568 June 2, 2010
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trucker's tan 

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