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Un Garífuna grandulón y racista
Stop being a henssen
Henssen by Behh123 November 19, 2023
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HessenTag 

An unofficial Holiday in the Kingdom of Trimaris, SCA, on or about November Third where the participants change their social media profile pictures to that of St. Danial von Hessen. The goal is to raise the ire of the Hessen so that we may all be warmed by his wrath.
"On our 37th most holy of days, HessenTag, are we all blessed by his wrath." "Merry happy HessenTag upon you"
HessenTag by Ari Tyrbrandr November 4, 2020
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A god- like figure who lives my night and sleeps by day just like Batman except way cooler. When he speaks, his voice silences all. When he sings, it is just like that of Chester from Linkin Park. When he raps, people relate him to Eminem and Mike Shinoda. Everybody loves Hensen. He has no flaws and people may know him as "Triple H". All the girls have posters of him in their bedrooms. Hensen is often caught walking in his new jeans and LP shirt he got from Projekt Revolution with headphones in his ears pumping to LP. Everybody respects Hensen and if you don't Hensen will stone cold stun your ass.
A:Why is everyone getting on their knees?
B:Cause Hensen Hong is here bitch!

"I'd like to introduce our idol Hensen Hong. He's here to open up with Crawling at Projekt Revolution. Give it for the one and only Hensen Hong! (crowd roars)"
-Chester from Linkin Park.
Hensen by lostinyou October 16, 2008
He is very smart and won't lie to you ever in his life, no matter what his heart will stick to you if you ever have a chance with him. Hes a great friend and he will always have your back. He has great since of humor and is incredibly intelligent. He's very romantic and who he loves will always be his lover. No one can stop him for what he wants. He ]cute] and doesn't know it. A girl.can be lucky to have him. He will treat you like your the only girl in the world. He's brave, athletic, smart hilarious, positive, romantic,and when he smiles at you, your whole world goes right side up. Everyone likes to be around Him. He does hilariousthings to get your attention. He will always [check if your alright, and always says I love

you. He can be very loud, but in a funny way.
Linda: Henssel wrote me a love letter!
Grace: This is your 10th one!
henssel by AnneSky234 January 14, 2018
Humble, loyal, handsome, sexy, masculine individual, who is without a doubt your best friend and best lover.

Liked by all women because of their amazing looks and height.

If you have a Hanssen, hang on to him.
Who's that guy in the astronaut skin? Must be a Hanssen.
Hanssen by w1ckedw1tch December 28, 2019
Person 1: Did you hear about hensen?

Person 2: Yeah, I agree with it. The Jonas Brothers do suck.
hensen by masta_kil12 October 17, 2008

jara hessens 

Probably the most amazing person you'll ever meet in your life, she's super sweet and adorable, if you ever come across a jara hessens, dont hesitate and ask her number, you will not regret it! Shes so pretty and i love this view!
omg gretchen!! is that a jara hessens?!
yes!! she's so cool

i know right!!!!
i love her so much!
me too (duhh its a jara hessens)
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