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A very large flamer whose only purpose in life is to annoy those around him, suck many men off, and be a mac deez in general. People such as this can be found all over the world but the worst case on record exists in Colorado. A Henkle is ofter characterized by mood swing ranging from pissy to horny for penis. Note: They have a tendancy to join gay organizations, such as fraternities dedicated to all-male gangbangs.
What the fuck is a Henkle???
Henkle by fuckyouspencer69 December 1, 2020
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henkle time 

the time of the day when you have math in Mrs. Henkle's classroom
Guess what taylor...its henkle time, henkle time henkle time yea.
henkle time by Eric November 24, 2004
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HK (Heckler & Koch, H&K) 

Firearms manufacturer located in Oberndorf, Germany. The company leads the international firearms industry in modern and technologically advanced equipment.
In existence little more than 50 years, HK has become the world's preeminent manufacturer of tactical police and military firearms.

Mrs Henley 

Mrs Henley is a North Oldham Middle School teacher and teaches thing we don't actually need such as how to make a Google Sheets. Shes also a Massive bitch whose only goal before death is to make children miserble and give them infraction slips
Kid: Yo Mrs Henley gave me an infraction slip for breathing to loudly

Kid 2: Damn Cynthia bein Cynthia again
Mrs Henley by Salllt April 11, 2019
Someone who hires a sex worker to pose as their girlfriend in order to boost their public image.
That Jackson guy is a right Hinkle, I can't believe his girlfriend is actually an escort he met in Dubai!
Hinkle by Anna Linnikova August 17, 2023
a person who says shit while someone is trying to do stand-up comedy to screw him up cuz he's an asshole or if the act completley sucks.
The heckler screwed the comedian over.

Bill cowan is a fat ass
heckler by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Hinkley Effect 

The lingering, long-term damage caused to an area by chemical contamination at the hands of a major corporation.
Made famous by the movie "Erin Brockovich", the town of Hinkley, California suffered large scale contamination of its drinking water with hexavalent chromium, a lethal chemical known to cause cancer and damage the respiratory system, kidneys, liver, skin and eyes. In 1996 the residents of Hinkley were awarded the largest settlement payout in history from PG&E, but many left the area afterwards, fearing continued deception at the hands of the company. It's now largely a ghost town - that's the Hinkley Effect.
Hinkley Effect by Danny Anonymous September 27, 2020
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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