One who is of hidden "Hebrew" descent. In other words a "Closet Jew". Tends to portray Jew's in an obscene manner, but secretly cry's at night sucking on a dradle shaped pacifier holding the Tanakh close to heart. One who claims to be an excellent Madden player, but in all actuality puts the Sheeny Curse on all that oppose him, causing the game to be rigged. Note of Caution: If there is a Hendrickx around hide your wallet and all virgin male anus's, for they tend to flock to money and male backside's. Found mostly in Canada and parts of the U.S. (e.g. Minnesota)
"Man he was really bashing those Hebrew gentlemen, But his last name was Moses. Ill bet he is a real Hendrickx."
"Hey, who put the Sheeny Curse on Madden. DAMN IT HENDRICKX!"
(Person 1)"I heard there was a penny on the ground out front of Surfside Bar."
(Person 2)"Not anymore, there's a Henrickx there."
A blasphemous curseword, used by non-believers to mock the Blessed Hendrix, Praise be His name. Consists of the first, middle and last name of the Prophet Hendrix.
Non-believer: 'Jimi Marshall Hendrix! I just hit my thumb with a hammer!'
Believer: 'Be careful, oh impious one! Those who mock the Blessed Hendrix shall not enter the Celestial Woodstock, and listen to Him play forever! They shall be cast into Music Hell, and listen to the Spice Girls and Christian rock for all eternity!'
A sex move where the male The Hendrix leaves the female The Chick halfway through coitus to make and eat a sandwich. When confronted about leaving the room, offer to make The Chick one as well.
The Mike Hendrix can be performed by announcing ("I'm gonna go make a sandwich"), or by virtue of leaving, but The Hendrix must make and consume a sandwich to be considered valid.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."