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Hendrickx

I just had a Hendrickx and I puked Everywhere....
by The "Hendrickx" creator February 18, 2011
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Hendrickx

One who is of hidden "Hebrew" descent. In other words a "Closet Jew". Tends to portray Jew's in an obscene manner, but secretly cry's at night sucking on a dradle shaped pacifier holding the Tanakh close to heart. One who claims to be an excellent Madden player, but in all actuality puts the Sheeny Curse on all that oppose him, causing the game to be rigged. Note of Caution: If there is a Hendrickx around hide your wallet and all virgin male anus's, for they tend to flock to money and male backside's. Found mostly in Canada and parts of the U.S. (e.g. Minnesota)
"Man he was really bashing those Hebrew gentlemen, But his last name was Moses. Ill bet he is a real Hendrickx."

"Hey, who put the Sheeny Curse on Madden. DAMN IT HENDRICKX!"

(Person 1)"I heard there was a penny on the ground out front of Surfside Bar."
(Person 2)"Not anymore, there's a Henrickx there."
by Jewsader Catholicism March 2, 2011
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future hendrix

the best trap rapper out there. he drops new music all the time, and you can tell he really enjoys doing it.
by futurespast June 21, 2016
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Jan Henrick

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Jimi Marshall Hendrix!

A blasphemous curseword, used by non-believers to mock the Blessed Hendrix, Praise be His name. Consists of the first, middle and last name of the Prophet Hendrix.
Non-believer: 'Jimi Marshall Hendrix! I just hit my thumb with a hammer!'
Believer: 'Be careful, oh impious one! Those who mock the Blessed Hendrix shall not enter the Celestial Woodstock, and listen to Him play forever! They shall be cast into Music Hell, and listen to the Spice Girls and Christian rock for all eternity!'
by Butterscar 1962 June 19, 2008
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The Mike Hendrix

A sex move where the male The Hendrix leaves the female The Chick halfway through coitus to make and eat a sandwich. When confronted about leaving the room, offer to make The Chick one as well.

The Mike Hendrix can be performed by announcing ("I'm gonna go make a sandwich"), or by virtue of leaving, but The Hendrix must make and consume a sandwich to be considered valid.
We were having great sex, but then pulled the Mike Hendrix on me.
by One Alone March 29, 2011
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Jimi Hendrix

-Genius-



enough said
by T1mm0rz December 14, 2003
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