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Hendrickx 

A double Martini + a raw egg
I just had a Hendrickx and I puked Everywhere....
Hendrickx by The "Hendrickx" creator February 18, 2011
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Hendrickx 

One who is of hidden "Hebrew" descent. In other words a "Closet Jew". Tends to portray Jew's in an obscene manner, but secretly cry's at night sucking on a dradle shaped pacifier holding the Tanakh close to heart. One who claims to be an excellent Madden player, but in all actuality puts the Sheeny Curse on all that oppose him, causing the game to be rigged. Note of Caution: If there is a Hendrickx around hide your wallet and all virgin male anus's, for they tend to flock to money and male backside's. Found mostly in Canada and parts of the U.S. (e.g. Minnesota)
"Man he was really bashing those Hebrew gentlemen, But his last name was Moses. Ill bet he is a real Hendrickx."

"Hey, who put the Sheeny Curse on Madden. DAMN IT HENDRICKX!"

(Person 1)"I heard there was a penny on the ground out front of Surfside Bar."
(Person 2)"Not anymore, there's a Henrickx there."

future hendrix 

the best trap rapper out there. he drops new music all the time, and you can tell he really enjoys doing it.
Future Hendrix's Dirty Sprite was legendary!
future hendrix by futurespast June 21, 2016

Jan Henrick 

You Know This Person And You Decided To Search Up His Name On A Dictionary…
Anonymous: I’m Going to Search Up Your Name On A Dictionary

Jan Henrick: Who Does That
Jan Henrick by Yourreallythought November 30, 2021

Jimi Marshall Hendrix! 

A blasphemous curseword, used by non-believers to mock the Blessed Hendrix, Praise be His name. Consists of the first, middle and last name of the Prophet Hendrix.
Non-believer: 'Jimi Marshall Hendrix! I just hit my thumb with a hammer!'
Believer: 'Be careful, oh impious one! Those who mock the Blessed Hendrix shall not enter the Celestial Woodstock, and listen to Him play forever! They shall be cast into Music Hell, and listen to the Spice Girls and Christian rock for all eternity!'

The Mike Hendrix 

A sex move where the male The Hendrix leaves the female The Chick halfway through coitus to make and eat a sandwich. When confronted about leaving the room, offer to make The Chick one as well.

The Mike Hendrix can be performed by announcing ("I'm gonna go make a sandwich"), or by virtue of leaving, but The Hendrix must make and consume a sandwich to be considered valid.
We were having great sex, but then pulled the Mike Hendrix on me.
The Mike Hendrix by One Alone March 29, 2011

Jimi Hendrix

-Genius-



enough said
"fly on little wing"
Jimi Hendrix by T1mm0rz December 14, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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