Hemm 

To set someone's computer desktop as, or to send someone a link of a grotesque picture of hemorrhoids. It is meant to be a joke, and is supposed to be a surprise to the victim.

Past tense-Hemmed

Dude, I love to hemm people. I so totally hemmed Gaby last night on Facebook! She completely freaked out!

Hemm by Adam Javoski January 22, 2010

Luke Hemmings 

The eccentric cowboy of the band 5SOS, who occasionally appears in snapchat memes and forgets to wash his hair.

“You know Luke Hemmings?”

“Hell yeah! The eccentric cowboy.”

Luke Hemmings by eccentriccowboyluke January 11, 2019

Luke Hemmings 

An Australian blond God. Born July 16th 1996, Lead vocals & guitarist to ban 5 Seconds Of Summer or 5SOS. This boy is truly Beautiful and no words can describe the love that I feel for him. Facts about Luke Hemmings:
-His favourite animal is a Penguin. Because let's face it they are awesome.
-His favourite TV Show is 'How I Met Your Mother'
-He has 2 brothers
-He has a dog called Molly
-He likes cheese and ham
-His most recent Ex is Aleisha McDonald
-He is pure Australian
-His mother is a math teacher
-His favourite movie is AnchorMan
-His favourite Ice-cream flavour is Cookies & Cream
-His perfect idea of a date is going to the beach then going to Cold Rock after
-His favourite number is 7
-He plays the amazing guitar solo in 'Out Of My Limit'
-He always eats, he's constantly hungry. He basically lives in the kitchen.
-He won the 5SOS Pizza Hut ice-cream eating competition. He had 17 bowls.
-He's an uncle
-He said he would date a fan 2 years younger than him
-His best friend is Calum Hood, they have a bromance and their name is Cake.

So as you can see he is pretty amazing!

Randomer: Hey have you heard of Luke Hemmings?
You: What that amazing sexy Australian God?
Randomer: Yeah
You: Yes he is amazing, he is my future husband.
Randomer: Not if I get there first.

Luke Hemmings by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, April 12, 2013

Hemmischmeared 

When you aggressively begin to rim your partners' asshole before realizing there has been a very recent application of Preparation H.

I ran my tongue all over her body until I got to her asshole and realized I was just hemmischmeared.

Hemmischmeared by Finn Gerbang March 31, 2015

Hemma 

Hemma is a girl that is creative nice and she will always be by your side. Sometimes the popular one because she is so nice funny and pretty but then again who isn’t. She is pretty on the inside and outside

Guy 1: who is that?
Guy 2: that is Hemma she is so nice and sweet

Hemma by Macki54321 January 2, 2018

Hemmeh 

Hemmeh {hee-meeh} is the elongated slang for help me and can be said fast and sharply for the immediate or in its elongated form when used in exasperation.

(sharp) This fanny beast is about to kill me, Hemmeh!
(long) I have run out of cheese, Hemmeeeeeeh :(

Hemmeh by Moldark October 15, 2018

Luke Hemmings 

Lead guitarist and singer of 5 Seconds of Summer aka the total package. his smile looks adorably innocent and makes me wanna shove a pencil in my eye and the lip ring added to it turns him into walking sex. He is perf, your opinion is wrong (unless its that hes perf)

"Hey do you know who Luke Hemmings is?"
"yeah he's walking sex with a lip ring, and he can sing. he's the total package"

Luke Hemmings by Roo :p June 19, 2014