Hemmer

A pretty fucking rad gal. She is also fucking nice and makes the people she talks to light up. Sometimes she is confusing but that is just what makes her lovable. She reads all day and all night yearning for a relationship that will soon come. She is incredible smart and intuitive and knows how to make friends.

Damn I just met a hemmer I don’t know How I lived without one

by A friend of a hemmer June 23, 2021

Hemmer

Someone who causes discomfort or irritation. Stupidness that gives you a headache. Short for brain haemorrhage

The art form of winding someone up to boiling point

Get your feet away from me Mick you fucking Hemmer

You are really Hemming me now

Hemm off

I'm Hemmed

by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004

Jerzy Hemmer

A lesbian

Wow! That girl jerzy hemmer is a lesbian. I caught here eating a girl out for her pleasure in a back of a ford!!

by orange dog January 17, 2021

Hammer fine

Youre hammered but you’re fine

I’m hammered. But I’m fine. I’m hammer fine.

by McFizzzy December 21, 2018

hammer queen

A woman who loves sex. She loves it rough, hard and often.

Hey, did you hear about Cynthia? Last night she took on 6 guys all night long. What a hammer queen.

by Chipspew May 3, 2011

hammerhorn

To suck a big dick hard and fast and not stopping until the dick shoots cum

I am going to hammerhorn the cum right out of the big hot cock

by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021

hammer ---; , hytham

One sad motherfucker with no life as seen by his 501,337 decisions (316 per day) he made as an Urban dictionary editor. Assuming he made 316 decisions every day, he would have to had spent 1587 days to get to that number, thats 4.3 years of nonstop editing 24/7. It's obvious to all that he doesn't get out much.

hammer ---; , hytham needs to find something else better to do with his time like get a job or some poontang

by Young Reezie December 13, 2009