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A pretty fucking rad gal. She is also fucking nice and makes the people she talks to light up. Sometimes she is confusing but that is just what makes her lovable. She reads all day and all night yearning for a relationship that will soon come. She is incredible smart and intuitive and knows how to make friends.
Damn I just met a hemmer I don’t know How I lived without one
Hemmer by A friend of a hemmer June 23, 2021
Words you can keep
Someone who causes discomfort or irritation. Stupidness that gives you a headache. Short for brain haemorrhage

The art form of winding someone up to boiling point
Get your feet away from me Mick you fucking Hemmer

You are really Hemming me now

Hemm off

I'm Hemmed
Hemmer by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004

Jerzy Hemmer 

Wow! That girl jerzy hemmer is a lesbian. I caught here eating a girl out for her pleasure in a back of a ford!!
Jerzy Hemmer by orange dog January 17, 2021

Hammer fine 

Youre hammered but you’re fine
I’m hammered. But I’m fine. I’m hammer fine.
Hammer fine by McFizzzy December 21, 2018

hammer queen 

A woman who loves sex. She loves it rough, hard and often.
Hey, did you hear about Cynthia? Last night she took on 6 guys all night long. What a hammer queen.
hammer queen by Chipspew May 3, 2011

hammerhorn 

To suck a big dick hard and fast and not stopping until the dick shoots cum
I am going to hammerhorn the cum right out of the big hot cock
hammerhorn by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021

hammer ---; , hytham 

One sad motherfucker with no life as seen by his 501,337 decisions (316 per day) he made as an Urban dictionary editor. Assuming he made 316 decisions every day, he would have to had spent 1587 days to get to that number, thats 4.3 years of nonstop editing 24/7. It's obvious to all that he doesn't get out much.
hammer ---; , hytham needs to find something else better to do with his time like get a job or some poontang
hammer ---; , hytham by Young Reezie December 13, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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