hemming

A term for sperm/semen.

My hemming was so warm and sticky, I threw up!

by jaced mascoli January 10, 2008

Hemming

The term Hemming is the act of intentionally doing something in a public space in order to provide you with some much needed personal space.

Two guys are in a crowd at a gig.

Dan “Mate why are you being such a drunk idiot?’
Jack “I'm not, I’m just hemming these people so they get out my face!”

Common phrases:

“I just hemmed the shit out of that old lady!”
“I’m trying my best to hemm these guys but they’re having none of it!”

by Wattoh July 8, 2017

Hemming The Curtains

A slang term for labioplasty.

Julia was embarrassed by her large labia, so she decided the best answer was hemming the curtains.

by householdparts April 23, 2009

Bryce Hemming

Loves men. Likes to have sex with his dad and brothers and loves dick up his ass.

Bryce Hemming is gay

by BIG DICK AIDAN February 26, 2019

Bryce Hemming

Has tiny dick and loves to suck guys moldy toes

Bryce Hemming is so gay

by BIG DICK AIDAN February 28, 2019

Jenny Es La Hija De Eric Hemming Jenny

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky

Quoted from youtuber Captainsparklez also known as Jordan Maron. This quote suggested that as sharks have to keep swimming as to not sink, hummingbirds can't stop flying because they can't land. Of course, hummingbirds can land and Jardon was wrong.

"It just flies forever, it's stuck there like the Sharks of the Sky because most sharks can't stop swimming either. That's probably the first time anyone's ever said that Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky, and I'm going to own up to that."

- Jordan Maron (Captainsparklez) on August 6, 2017 in the video titled "An Expensive Mistake" at 8:45

by The Amazing Fish June 29, 2018