helvin

a female who eats oatmeal raisin cookies and sleeps at 8 PM on days that end in Y. Resembles your grandmother, inside and out. sucks dick for good grades. genuine person tho.
Is also a victim to LBS (Little Bitch Syndrome).

helvin really went far and beyond her esophagus to get an A in accounting, and yet still failed the class. Head trash.

I feel like a helvin so I'm sorry I cant come bar crawling tonight.

by sawaaaaaheezy April 17, 2019

helvin

The ship name of the cutest couple in the world.

Friend: Which power couple is the cutest?
Me: Of course its Helvin

by .......a...... March 31, 2019

Helvin

A young lady who is extremely smart, talented, beautiful, funny, trustworthy, and so much more! Definitely the coolest person you’ll ever meet!

Oh you’re friends with a Helvin you’re so lucky

by Mmmmmmm500 November 23, 2021

Helsinki handjob

The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.

Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.

by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011

helping a buddy out

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.

A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.

by Samsonva2000 January 18, 2016

helin

Is a beautiful girl inside out, she is very outgoing, loves her friends, can be mean but doesn't actually mean what she says. she normally doesn't judge anyone unless they have done something to her, and you will be very lucky to have a friend like a helin, most loyal friend. by the way you can't mess with her or her friends neither her family.

"oh damn, i want a helin"

person 2 : yea your right

by heymatehheeyyyyyyyy January 21, 2016

Heleina

A girl with very nice style and pretty hair with a pretty face. Is the nicest person ever alive, but too modest to believe it. Can be a good friend also referred as a gbfl.

Omggeee you're such a heleina.
WHY THANK YOU!

by anonnyoo November 10, 2011