helvin

a female who eats oatmeal raisin cookies and sleeps at 8 PM on days that end in Y. Resembles your grandmother, inside and out. sucks dick for good grades. genuine person tho.
Is also a victim to LBS (Little Bitch Syndrome).

helvin really went far and beyond her esophagus to get an A in accounting, and yet still failed the class. Head trash.

I feel like a helvin so I'm sorry I cant come bar crawling tonight.