Skip to main content

hello sir, jolly good day 

what you say to someone when you are of english descent
English man: hello sir, jolly good day!
Normal man: what the fuck?

Hello sir, I like to eat face 

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.
Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!

hallo sirb 

the internationally recognised greeting to friends, families, teachers, clueless shop assistants and bemused Turkish kebab shop owners.
The first words God said to Adam, was "Hallo Sirb!", followed by "Your penis is quite small, its alright though, Eve has nothing to compare it to." The first point is absurd, the second part is in the Old Testament: Genesis, promise.
hallo sirb by pat thomsirb March 7, 2008