heffin' 

Colloquial form of "heffing".

The state of being a heffer.

That bitch was so heffin' that I had to fuck her missionary style so she didn't crush my junk.

heffin' by Dan January 6, 2004

Heffin' It Up 

To live life as Hugh Hefner would. Enjoying the simple things in life, such as bitches, pools, and alcohol.

Since Bob Barker retired, he's been heffin' it up out on the west coast.

Man, I can't wait to quit this job, I'm gonna be heffin' it up 24/7.

Heffin' It Up by millerguy85 July 16, 2009

hefin

Dating 3 or more women at a time

Hef is always hefin it

hefin by assassinplayboy May 26, 2010

Huffin a bogey 

To smoke a cigarette.

I don't know what happened, I was out huffin a bogey.

Huffin a bogey by Jimbo Mofo Jones March 17, 2009

heefin 

extremely large object/thing

best described:
Scots lad: 'did ye see the size o' her haggis?!'
Scots lad 2: 'aye it was HEEFIN!'

heefin by pourquoi? April 10, 2007

Gas huffin Janice 

A gas huffing hill billy woman, usually a mother. usually lurks near swamps near nuclear plants or steel mills, has yellowish to green skin along with numerous lecherous sores on her swollen body. has a hurtin' unit of a son named crusty cam, the hurtingest unit of them all, also has gas birth syndrome, giving him a large skull full of fumes with a tiny hill billy brain, fights girls. Gas huffin janice also usually always has a rag on her for huffin gas on the go

1) don't leave your car unattended, Gas huffin janice might run up with a lead pipe, beat your ass and take your gas

2)Gas huffin Janice fiends dirty dicks from mans for gasoline, or if she's lucky, that sweeeeet diesel

Gas huffin Janice by prof. heisenberg November 12, 2012

Huffin' ass 

When a driver of a car locks all windows in the up position and turns on the heater before passing hellacious gas.

"Aw, Aw dude, come on man, we're dyin'!! Roll down the windows!!! Were huffin' ass back here!!!

Huffin' ass by Dynamic-Duo March 1, 2008