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Hedgeboar

A boar like creature that typically lives in hedges. Similar to a hedgehog, but much, much larger. The hedgeboar is often mistaken for rapists, due to its habit of hanging around in residential hedges making grunting sounds. However, unlike rapists, the hedgeboar should not be approached, as it has big, nasty, pointy teeth, and can jump this _______________________ far. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Frank: "OMG IS THAT A HEDGEBOAR??!!"
Penny: "No, silly, it's just a rapist."
by fig097 March 10, 2009
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Hedgecore

Dude... Johnny made a hedgecore faceplant into that hedge and now he's in the hospital!
by Art May 17, 2003
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Hedgedork

A combination between a Hedgehog and Dork.

Hedgedorks are typically girls who are small, cute, and very cuddly. They are guarded on the outside but once you get close, they are very very sweet.
BF: My girlfriend is so sweet. She's kinda got the personality of a porcupine. But, she's really small and cute. And she's really dorky.

Friend: So she's like a hedgehog. She's a hedgedork!
by JCPV02 May 9, 2021
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hedgetarian

Like "vegetarian" but you only eat hairy cunts.
Gay Friend: I'm a vegetarian
Lesbian Friend: I'm a "hedgetarian" that's why I had your mom for dinner.
by Lu & Hazel July 27, 2022
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Hedgeback

The hedgerow found along the side of winding country roads.
He parked his car in the hedgeback ie he had an accident
by Huggiemonster August 28, 2006
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Hedgelord

A person performing reasonableness or thoughtfulness, particularly on the internet.

E.g.: "Ukraine is what happens when neo-fascist-capitalism collides with the failures of socialist democracy and Cold War mentalities."

E.g.: "Mikel Arteta is a good manager. But is he a good manager for this team at this moment? 🤔"
They're not running for elected office? What's the hedgelording for?
by prnpghat April 9, 2022
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hedgehoagie

A delicious hedgehog sandwich, specifically a hoagie.

A hedgehog making itself comfortable between two hoagie rolls,
My wife packed me a hedgehoagie for lunch today.
by lost fox boy December 30, 2023
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