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hedgetarian

Like "vegetarian" but you only eat hairy cunts.
Gay Friend: I'm a vegetarian
Lesbian Friend: I'm a "hedgetarian" that's why I had your mom for dinner.
by Lu & Hazel July 27, 2022
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wedgetarian

(1) One who ONLY wears wedges or espadrilles
(2) One who ONLY gives "wedges," the abbreviation of "wedgie"
(3) One who simultaneously ONLY wears wedges or espadrilles and ONLY gives wedgies
A wedgetarian predator must have violated me last night! My undies are up my butt and my favorite wedges are missing!
by Ninalena April 7, 2009
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Wedgetarian

A Wedgetarian is a devotee of our now famous "Wedge Burger" at The Chick'n Shack at the beautiful Avalon Beach NSW. Named after the also famous surf break at nearby Whale Beach, it's a beautiful fresh Aussie damper bun filled with a sublime rindless bacon, smashed avocado, golden hash brown, fried egg covered with a veil of melted cheese topped with a flourish of aioli and bbq sauce!!
As a Wedgetarian after a heavy night on the gas the perfect antidote is to swing by the Shack for a Wedge and Powerade to get me back to some semblance of normality!
by Chrisso1960 December 22, 2018
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wedgetarian

A person who only cosumes food in wedge form and will refuse to eat anything not cut into a wedge. He will eat things like potato wedges, apple wedges, pea wedges, or burger wedges.
John only eats potato wedges, and is therefore a wedgetarian.
by mfsk February 14, 2010
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wedgetarian

Someone who seems to be continually removing a wedgie from their ass cheeks.
Usually a short bald headed numpty of ethnic origin, probably has a large handlebar moustache and wears cuban heels. Don't be alarmed if you see this person driving a big pimped out car or checking out your mates ass, not to mention inviting her out for dinner etc!
God, look at Paresh - he is a RIGHT WEDGETARIAN!
by Baby Girl77 May 23, 2006
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herpetarianism

herpetarianism means keeping reptiles and/or amphibians as pets; the word derives from herpetology ("knowledge of creeping things"), the scientific study of reptiles and amphibians.
You should see his house; he keeps snakes and frogs in every room! He is really into herpetarianism.
by John Edgar Boston May 29, 2021
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herpetarianism

herpetarianism is the keeping of reptiles and/or amphibians as pets. The word derives from "herpetology", the scientific study of reptiles and amphibians. This in turn comes from the Greek root"herpes", meaning creeping things.
You should see his house! He keeps snakes and frogs in every room; he is totally into herpetarianism.
by John Edgar Boston May 29, 2021
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