hedgetarian

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Like "vegetarian" but you only eat hairy cunts.

Gay Friend: I'm a vegetarian
Lesbian Friend: I'm a "hedgetarian" that's why I had your mom for dinner.

hedgetarian by Lu & Hazel July 27, 2022

Words you can keep

wedgetarian

(1) One who ONLY wears wedges or espadrilles
(2) One who ONLY gives "wedges," the abbreviation of "wedgie"
(3) One who simultaneously ONLY wears wedges or espadrilles and ONLY gives wedgies

A wedgetarian predator must have violated me last night! My undies are up my butt and my favorite wedges are missing!

wedgetarian by Ninalena April 7, 2009

Related Words

hedgetarian • wedgetarian • herpetarianism • herpetarian

Wedgetarian

A Wedgetarian is a devotee of our now famous "Wedge Burger" at The Chick'n Shack at the beautiful Avalon Beach NSW. Named after the also famous surf break at nearby Whale Beach, it's a beautiful fresh Aussie damper bun filled with a sublime rindless bacon, smashed avocado, golden hash brown, fried egg covered with a veil of melted cheese topped with a flourish of aioli and bbq sauce!!

As a Wedgetarian after a heavy night on the gas the perfect antidote is to swing by the Shack for a Wedge and Powerade to get me back to some semblance of normality!

Wedgetarian by Chrisso1960 December 22, 2018

wedgetarian

A person who only cosumes food in wedge form and will refuse to eat anything not cut into a wedge. He will eat things like potato wedges, apple wedges, pea wedges, or burger wedges.

John only eats potato wedges, and is therefore a wedgetarian.

wedgetarian by mfsk February 14, 2010

wedgetarian

Someone who seems to be continually removing a wedgie from their ass cheeks.
Usually a short bald headed numpty of ethnic origin, probably has a large handlebar moustache and wears cuban heels. Don't be alarmed if you see this person driving a big pimped out car or checking out your mates ass, not to mention inviting her out for dinner etc!

God, look at Paresh - he is a RIGHT WEDGETARIAN!

wedgetarian by Baby Girl77 May 23, 2006

herpetarianism

herpetarianism means keeping reptiles and/or amphibians as pets; the word derives from herpetology ("knowledge of creeping things"), the scientific study of reptiles and amphibians.

You should see his house; he keeps snakes and frogs in every room! He is really into herpetarianism.

herpetarianism by John Edgar Boston May 29, 2021

herpetarianism

herpetarianism is the keeping of reptiles and/or amphibians as pets. The word derives from "herpetology", the scientific study of reptiles and amphibians. This in turn comes from the Greek root"herpes", meaning creeping things.

You should see his house! He keeps snakes and frogs in every room; he is totally into herpetarianism.

herpetarianism by John Edgar Boston May 29, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026