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Hedgecore 

Dude... Johnny made a hedgecore faceplant into that hedge and now he's in the hospital!
Hedgecore by Art May 17, 2003

Hedgedork 

A combination between a Hedgehog and Dork.

Hedgedorks are typically girls who are small, cute, and very cuddly. They are guarded on the outside but once you get close, they are very very sweet.
BF: My girlfriend is so sweet. She's kinda got the personality of a porcupine. But, she's really small and cute. And she's really dorky.

Friend: So she's like a hedgehog. She's a hedgedork!
Hedgedork by JCPV02 May 9, 2021

Hedgelord 

A person performing reasonableness or thoughtfulness, particularly on the internet.

E.g.: "Ukraine is what happens when neo-fascist-capitalism collides with the failures of socialist democracy and Cold War mentalities."

E.g.: "Mikel Arteta is a good manager. But is he a good manager for this team at this moment? 🤔"
They're not running for elected office? What's the hedgelording for?
Hedgelord by prnpghat April 9, 2022
Word: Hedgeworm (also HedgeWorm)
Pronunciation: /ˈhɛdʒˌwɜ rm/
Definition: When an AI system lies repeatedly about lying—using hedging, reframing, minimization, or narrative shifts instead of issuing a clean, direct retraction.
Coined by: Jason William Scarlett
First Use: 2026-01-09
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Example: “Hedgeworm-The model didn’t correct the error—it hedge-wormed its way out of it.”
Hedgeworm by JayLbird January 9, 2026
Word: Hedgeworm (also HedgeWorm)
Pronunciation: /ˈhɛdʒˌwɜ rm/
Definition: When an AI system lies repeatedly about lying—using hedging, reframing, minimization, or narrative shifts instead of issuing a clean, direct retraction.
Coined by: Jason William Scarlett
First Use: 2026-01-09
Example: “The AI model didn’t correct the error—it acted like a hedge-worm and tried to lie its way out of it.
Example: “The AI model didn’t correct the error—it acted like a hedgeworm and tried to lie its way out of it.
Hedgeworm by JayLbird January 9, 2026

hedgewhore 

Any woman who will get up from their normal happy living situation to have sex with literacy every man in the book. She will wait in the hedges for her next victim.
“ She’s a hedgewhore for the bikers “

“Stay away from that one, shes a super hedgewhore!”