Hedgeback

The hedgerow found along the side of winding country roads.

He parked his car in the hedgeback ie he had an accident

Hedgeback by Huggiemonster August 28, 2006

Hedgecock 

The well coiffed and groomed pubic hair of a male. Often times cut into a distinct "strap-like" wall surrounding the genitals.

In advance of his big, third date, John extensively groomed his hedgecock

Hedgecock by Boston Blaster December 14, 2009

hedgefucked 

Being hedgefucked happens when someone underestimates people they deem "lesser than"/stupider than themselves, and get royally fucked due to their own hubris, greed, pride, ego, and poor decisions.

Also used as a noun: hedgefuck: the person doing the underestimating and getting hedgefucked.

Comes from the GME saga, where hedge funds underestimated the power of retail investors, and got taken for everything they had because they're greedy pieces of shit that prey on weak publicly traded companies and drive them into bankruptcy for the sake of profit. Basically, retail bends hedge funds over the sink and big-dick-dry-fucks them in the ass.

Read how actually hedgefucked financial institutions are at reddit.com/r/superstonk.

Kenny G is getting hedgefucked because he's a mayo-hoarding piece of garbage.

"Get in loser, we're going to hedgefuck Shitadel" *mean girls meme*

hedgefucked by anon-ape June 14, 2021

Hedgecock 

-A mind altering substance that causes users massive diarrhea, hallucinations, the condition known as elephantitis, and an unquenchable thirst for gay sex.

Taking hedgecock will seriously mess you up!

Hedgecock by Mr. T September 28, 2004

hedgecock 

Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwuakus Crappus.
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Despite the name it tends to mainly habitate gorse and privet bushes from where the Hedgecock will suddenly extend it's unfeasibly long beak and peck furiously at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Fantastic" "Marvellous".

"Good grief! A lesser spotted Hedgecock the first sighting around here since Uncle Wilf was but a whelp!"

hedgecock by Garfunkel Trubshaw October 6, 2006

hedgecock 

Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwaukus Crappus.
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Tends to habitate privet and gorse bushes from where it's unfeasibly long beak will suddenly extend and furiously peck at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Marvellous" "Fantastic".

"Excellent a lesser spotted Hedgecock we've not seen one of those around here since my Uncle Wilf was but a whelp"

hedgecock by Garfunkel Trubshaw September 24, 2008